Superbaby. Superdumb. Some people really shouldn’t have kids. Like, 4reals. Ida M. Peach \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word Cheney is in Albuquerque until about noon. Check your childrens’ necks for bite marks.Six miners are trapped in a Utah coal mine.American Home [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Durian Dare I recently came across a list of foods on Wikipedia considered to be acquired tastes. While I do agree with many of the [...] Hayley Shoemaker \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More This isn’t a cadaver, just a durian.
The History Of The World For those of you who need a little brushing up on world history, here’s a nifty timeline detailing the world’s most important moments. [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Take Me Out To The… Hey! That’s Kevin Costner! It’s true, Costner fans. Costner is having batting practice with the Isotopes today from 4pm to 5pm at Isotopes Stadium. Don’t miss this [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Dyuh? What? It’s inconceivable that these idiots could be this incompetent. I’m starting to believe the whispered conspiracy theories that Bush and his team of [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Wiretap Faq Confused about the new wiretap legislation with the disturbing Orwellian title: the Protect America Act of 2007? Hey, me, too. That’s why I [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More “Hello, Alberto, is that you?”
The Daily Word 8.13.07 Karl Rove resigns effective 8/31/07.The Taliban releases two female South Korean hostages.Michael Vick will probably be suspended from the NFL 2007 season. Because [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
I Like Courtney Love I mean, she’s not my hero or anything. The dude who made that movie Kurt & Courtney implied that she killed him. She’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More Probably not the best mom, either.
The Daily Word, 07.26.07 Looks like the recall election against city councilor Don Harris might actually happen.This puts most of the rest of the City Council in [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 02, 2007 Read More
