Take Me Out To The… Hey! That’s Kevin Costner! It’s true, Costner fans. Costner is having batting practice with the Isotopes today from 4pm to 5pm at Isotopes Stadium. Don’t miss this [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Dyuh? What? It’s inconceivable that these idiots could be this incompetent. I’m starting to believe the whispered conspiracy theories that Bush and his team of [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Wiretap Faq Confused about the new wiretap legislation with the disturbing Orwellian title: the Protect America Act of 2007? Hey, me, too. That’s why I [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More “Hello, Alberto, is that you?”
The Daily Word 8.13.07 Karl Rove resigns effective 8/31/07.The Taliban releases two female South Korean hostages.Michael Vick will probably be suspended from the NFL 2007 season. Because [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
I Like Courtney Love I mean, she’s not my hero or anything. The dude who made that movie Kurt & Courtney implied that she killed him. She’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More Probably not the best mom, either.
Snack Attack No. 24 Kasugai Muscat Gummies Every once in a while you find a snack so damn good you crave it when you run out. A treat so wonderful [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More Muscat love
More Shattered Glass Oh, mama. I wish I had nightmares about ax-wielding psychos in hockey masks. That sounds kind of relaxing. Instead, I have nightmares about [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word, 08.02.07 Will “St.” Pete get the spanking he deserves over the Iglesias affair? Won’t know till after the recess.And when is Wilson going to [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 08.08.07 This is how you do it: A West Side neighborhood chases out crime.Cadigan calls to restrict TIDDs.Richardson releases a lukewarm national health care [...] Christie Chisholm \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Intern: Volume Vi A Brief Encounter With Loca I boarded Bus 766 the other day and sat on the elevated seats above the middle wheels— an important detail because these seats [...] Thomas Gilchrist \ Aug 02, 2007 Read More Like this, only more loca.