Drinky Crow Hits The Big Time! Tony Millionaire’s last name might soon be accurate. The artist behind the comic Maakies , which runs most weeks in the Alibi and [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Drinky Crow is loaded! Again!
How To Write A Press Release We get calls from people all the time wanting to know how to flag the attention of one of our hungover ADD nebula-head [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Each writer gets their own rock, because that’s all the ego a single asteroid can accommodate.
Things I'm Into Things I'm Into Vegetable CurryAcceptable.tv (especially Planet Unicorn)Grand Theft Auto San AndreasAlanis Morissette’s humpsAnd not so much .. Not breaking a wooden board with my fist [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Grammaticality Since I’m always the one posting blogs about weird grammar and dictionary sites, people may be under the impression that I’m some sort [...] Christie Chisholm \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Saxo Grammaticus. He doesn’t really have anything to do with grammar, but his last name is Grammaticus.
Knowledge And Fatness I take issue with the HEART Ordinance and the smoking ban. Generally, I’m four-square against the idea of over-governing a population. Too many [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More The Two Fat Ladies have a cooking show in which they ride around on a motorbike and then cook up loafs of gray meat. I love them. They would think I’m a dweeb for worrying about this stuff at all.
Words Of The ’80S Remember when things were “bad” as in good? I still hear vatos saying it around here with a long “a” sound, like, “That’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More My bike is bad .
Dipshit Watch Need more evidence that Rush Limbaugh is a slimy pig? You got it. Steven Robert Allen \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More
Lost Luckies I’m banning pollen. No more pollen allowed! We’ve reached our limited this season. We’re sorry pollen, please reapply next year—in fact, don’t even [...] Amy Dalness \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More How I hate you.
For The Linguaphiles This is perhaps the ultimate thesaurus … a graphic dictionary that shows word associations. It might not be all that sexy to the [...] Christie Chisholm \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More Yeti: Also known as the Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot and Sasquatch, and associated with other mythical beasts like Cerberus, Gorgon and Chimera
Learn About The World With Booze We do it with Cinco de Mayo and St. Patty’s. Why not turn some other country’s semi-significant cultural holiday into an excuse to [...] Marisa Demarco \ Mar 29, 2007 Read More That’s Mali. See? We’re more worldly already.