No, You’re Not So Drunk You’re Hallucinating The urinal really is talking to you. Pretty amazing, but you know what would be even more amazing? If while you’re peeing on [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
Office Dogette Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Several nonhuman animals regularly make the rounds here at Alibi headquarters. One of the most beloved is Erni, pictured here last Saturday being [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Erni is pictured at right. Notice Rufus copping a quick feel, the dirty dog.
Do You Ever Just Need ... Do You Ever Just Need ... A cuteness pick-me-up? I really needed one today. Um … cute little roly-poly thing. Makes me smile. Amy Dalness \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Oh no! Don’t fall, cutie pie!
Smurf Me! According to the powers that be, my Smurf name is Meshugana Smurf. It’s a little unsettling.What’s your Smurf name? Christie Chisholm \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Strangely reminiscent of a certain Defined Fitness billboard in town ...
Almost As Rapid Got a nice late start this morning. (My wife’s office is closed. Lucky dog.) Decided to take the bus in to avoid playing [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More The red accordion Rapid Ride buses aren’t on the streets today.
Have Astronauts Ever Had Sex In Space? Duh. Obviously. Wouldn’t you if you had the chance? And you know they’ve had the chance … Pinky \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Ohhhhh, yeeeeaaaaaah!
My Snowy Valentine What a snowy day. I was prepared to write a sweet little blog about the exciting Valentine’s Day events ahead of me … [...] Amy Dalness \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Define lucky ...
Here’s Some Interesting Information ... Here’s Some Interesting Information ... About everyone’s favorite satirical newspaper: The Onion. Now, this is common knowledge about our office, but we don’t talk about it much. I [...] Amy Dalness \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Slice that bad boy open and slather it in mayo!
Brain Drain It’s Friday morning. The weekend it around the corner. My brain is fried—it needs to be challenged into a more wakened state. Choose [...] Amy Dalness \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Right behind you, Mr. Rabbit.
Glorifying Torture Have you ever seeen the show “24”? I haven’t. Everything anyone has ever told me about it leads me to believe that this [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Feb 15, 2007 Read More Wackjob patriotism
