“Where’s My Goddam Frozen Daiquiri?!” I wish I’d arrived early enough to take full advantage of the snacks. I made a small plate of fancy mini puff pastry [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More
Snack Attack No. 12 Pizza Hut’s Lasagna Pizza Pizza chain employees just don’t give a s**t. Only the naïve could imagine a place and time where a smiling employee took a [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Evil Sicilian sh**t
The Incredible One-Headed Transplant There’s an old joke where a guy has an elephant’s trunk surgically attached in place of his penis, which was lost in a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Mr. Brown’s New Nose (Courtesy of Birdchick)
Lost Luckies One thing I won’t be doing this weekend: trying the new “lasagna pizza.” Oh-my-sweet-potato. Everyday is Family Day —And tomorrow, Saturday Sept. 23, [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Llamas are lucky ... right?
You Can Do Anything! Anything at all! At Zombo.com. Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Yes ... Zombocom.
Buy A House—Now! So I’ve been hearing for a couple of weeks that Albuquerque’s housing market is mellowing out a bit, but I didn’t realize that [...] Alibi \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Hmmm. Maybe I can afford this house.
Not Too Racy From the beginning, the race for the governor’s office hasn’t really been a race at all. Now, it appears highly likely that Bill [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More John Dendahl is running for governor on the Republican ticket, but even he knows he’s not going to win. It’s quite difficult to find a picture of him on the web. This is the best I could do. I’m sure he looks better in person.
Le Phoenix Bon chance! I get to go see tres awesome French indie pop band Phoenix tonight in Vancouver at Richard’s on Richards. As a [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Oui, oui, lay your hands on my sexy French body, s’il vous plait.
Death By Water What do you say? Should we do it, Burquenos? Sounds pretty fun, no? I’m in. Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Please, don’t shoot!
Things That Go "Boom" Things That Go "Boom" Ever wonder what an egg looks like the moment it explodes via gunshot? Wonder no more. Find other exploding things here. Christie Chisholm \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More
