Can You Hear Me Now? I hate talking on the phone. It makes me feel like I’m missing something more important like, for example, not talking on the [...] Nick Brown \ May 04, 2006 Read More I never get cool phone calls like "Hey, I think I caught a live eohippus.”
Dork Alert! The Alibi ‘s evil art director, Tom Nayder, has turned me into an addict of Sci Fi Channel’s exceptionally intelligent space opera, Battlestar [...] Steven Robert Allen \ May 04, 2006 Read More
The Dream Hotline Begins! I used to keep a dream journal. I was part of a dream group. Mind you, I was only 10. But it was [...] Christie Chisholm \ May 04, 2006 Read More I dreamt the other night that I was in a forest with The Beatles--we could fly. Then there were bunkbeds and dachshunds. Very strange.
A Special Message From The San Diego Visitors Bureau Recently, I visited the fine city of sunny San Diego to visit my sister who has lived there since her college years began [...] Simon McCormack \ May 04, 2006 Read More Lovely San Diego
Poetry From Out West Goes East Shame, shame on me. Yesterday, Albuquerque said fare-thee-well and good luck to the ’06 Youth Poetry Slam Team headed to New York next [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 27, 2006 Read More
Thanks, Boys As of this morning, it looks like our mayor is going to sign the minimum wage legislation passed by the City Council last [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 27, 2006 Read More
A Tale Of Two Toenails I was always horrified by the thought of losing a finger or toe … nail. But now that I’ve experienced it, I’m not [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Apr 27, 2006 Read More Look away!
Gorilla Tango Dog Hot-digity dog. If you have a craving for a big, juicy wiener, you don’t have to wait for the next Isotopes game or [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 27, 2006 Read More That’s one hot dog.
Mooooooo ... Latté® The Proverbial Red-State/Blue-State Dichotomy Contextualized With The Aid Of A New Frozen Coffee Drink From Dairy Queen For the record, I’m a fan of Dairy Queen. I don’t go there very often, because that would be, well … foolhardy. But [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 27, 2006 Read More I prefer my coffee unflavored, with a little cream, no sugar ... definitely no straw.
Holy Crap, It's A Black Widow! Holy Crap, It's A Black Widow! Last night I killed a black widow. It was horrible. I feel like an asshole. But there it was, at 2 a.m., perched [...] Christie Chisholm \ Apr 20, 2006 Read More
