Choose “a” or “b”–whichever most accurately suits your whereabouts. 1) I am here with … a. Nobody. I’ll send for my family once I claim some land.b. The bars just closed, so … everybody, I think. 2) Why am I here? a. A chance at a new life, opportunity.b. The sweet rolls and sweet muzak. 3) Around here, ____ is very entrancing. a. The expansiveness and scenic beautyb. The tortilla machine and orange juice maker 4) I got here via ____. a. The Oregon Trailb. The Rapid Ride 5) Right now I am reading ____. a. Nothing. I can’t read.b. The Alibi 6) When I’m done here I’ll be ____. a. Strong, successful, proudb. In the bathroom 7) I travel toward ____. a. The sunsetb. The flashing green light 8) My spurs and gun are ____. a. On my boots and hip (respectively)b. On the wall, next to a painting of a kachina doll (respectfully) 9) When I look around I see ____. a. The Marlboro Manb. John Wayne 10) Finish this phrase: "Western style ____." a. Livin’b. Hash browns
If you chose mostly "a"s you're a true pioneer of the West. If you chose mostly "b"s, you're a true pioneer of the student ghetto.
