Hey, you, in the grocery store, with the bottle of pre-fab egg nog. Put that down! You’ve bought all these lovely, local liquors (see our Boozy Gift Guide on p.13) and—let’s be honest—at least one of those is not getting wrapped up for someone else. With all the craziness of the holidays, you need to #treatyoself with some old-fashioned, homemade, boozy goodness. Here, to help you sail through the coming storm of weird relatives and holiday songs played ad nauseam, are a few Alibi Test Kitchen*-approved recipes with enough chemical cheer to get old Scrooge to do the hula.*The recipe tester in said kitchen would like to give a huge, sloppy shout-out to the generous angels at Quarters Package Liquor (4516 Wyoming NE) for stocking their shelves with all of her holiday liquor needs and providing the ingredients for testing out the cocktails below so that all of you dear readers don’t have to slog through the millions of gross recipes clogging the Interweb at this time of year.
Bottoms Up: Holiday Cocktail Recipes
“These Are *Hic* Really Mmm Derishoussss.”
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Glog looks harmless but packs a punch
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Best egg nog you’ll ever have
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Butter and spice mixture
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