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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Sometimes the police are necessary. I remember back in college I had some neighbors who threw a screaming kegger / vomit party every night of the week. They asked me to simply come over and tell them if they were being too loud. One time they savagely killed a goat. I found the police to be a better option. They will come over any time day or night, with guns, and tell the neighbors to be quiet. It’s a pretty good deal, needless to say. That so many police substations are memorials to fallen officers is worth noting and appreciating. Police Directory Emergencies: 911 (obviously)Non-emergency crime reporting: 242-COPS (2677) Burglary, robbery, auto theft and property crimes: 768-2300Chief of police: 768-2200Court services: 768-2290Crime Stoppers: 843-7867DWI, hit and runs, school crossing guards: 761-8800Family crisis unit: 243-2333Forgery: 768-2300Gangs and narcotics: 875-3500Graffiti hotline: 768-4725Homicide, crimes against children, family assault, sex crimes and stalking: 924-6000Horse patrol: 244-6643Missing persons: 924-6047Neighborhood watch, community awareness and crime prevention: 924-3600Parking citations (City Treasury): 724-3149Police recruiting: 343-5020Psychological services: 764-1600Records and information: 768-2020 Substations Jeff Russell Memorial Substation: 12800 Lomas NE, 332-5240 John Carrillo Memorial Substation: 8201 Osuna NE, 823-4455 Northwest Area Command: 4051 Ellison Avenue NW (across from Cibola High School), 768-4850 Phil Chacon Memorial Substation: 800 Louisiana SE, 256-2050 Gerald Cline Memorial Substation: 5408 Second Street NW, 761-8800 Shawn McWethy Memorial Substation: 6404 Los Volcanes NW, 831-4705Coronado Mall Community Substation: 875-0500 Cottonwood Mall Community Substation: 897-8803 Triangle Community Substation: 2901 Central NE, 256-8368 James Dwyer Memorial Substation: 12700 Montgomery NE, 332-5254 Fire Department If your house is on fire, please call 911 . Fire marshal: 764-6300 Bernalillo County Sheriff’s Department Sheriff Manny Gonzales: 400 Roma NW, 468-7100 North Area Command Center: 6900 Fourth Street NW, 314-0030 South Area Command Center: 2039 Isleta SW, 314-0010 East Area Command Center, Community Policing Search and Rescue: 15 S. Zamora, Tijeras, 281-1400 The Law A good resource for looking up criminal and civil cases is nmcourts.gov.District attorney’s office: 520 Lomas NW, 841-7100District Court: 400 Lomas NW, 841-8400 Metro Court: 401 Lomas NW, 841-8100U.S. District Court: 333 Lomas NWU.S. District Court clerk: Matthew Dykman, 348-2000State Police: 2501 Carlisle NE, 841-9256Federal Bureau of Investigation: 4200 Luecking Park NE, 889-1300Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives: (800) 283-4867 Homeland Security: 346-7912