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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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The lasagna is burning, the kid is crying and the cockroach on the floor is crawling menacingly closer by the second. You have no idea where the broom is to sweep it under the fridge and out of sight, let alone a phone book to call pest control. When you’re in a jam, the Alibi is ready to help. For water running down the street, museum hours or emergencies, the numbers are here. Post them on your fridge for easy access—that is, unless that roach is blocking your path.Anything we missed? Operators are ready at the city’s 311 hotline. Emergencies 911Albuquerque Police Department242-COPS cabq.gov/policeBernalillo County Sheriff768-4100 bernco.govNM State Police841-9256 nmsp.comFBI889-1300 albuquerque.fbi.govCrime Stoppers843-STOP crimestoppersnm.orgAlbuquerque Fire Department833-7300 cabq.gov/fireAmbulance923-6400Gas Leaks246-7474 (daytime)880-7300Streetlights Out/Power Lines Down246-5700Kirtland Air Force Base846-0011 kirtland.af.milSewer Emergencies857-8250Weed and Litter Violations857-8060Utility Line Locator260-1990(800) 321-ALERT nmonecall.orgWater-Sewer Emergency Repairs857-8250(800) 321-ALERT Transportation Motor Vehicle Division(888) 643-4636 cabq.gov/aircare/mvd.htmlHandicapped Transportation (Miniride)764-6165TTY: (800) 659-8331 nmshtd.state.nm.usStreet Maintenance Emergency857-8250 (24-hour)Vehicle Pollution ProgramAIR-CARE (247-2273) cabq.gov/aircareVehicle Emissions Testing764-1110 cabq.gov/aircareRoad Report/Weather Hotline821-1111Pothole Hotline768-4653TTY: 857-8074 cabq.gov/streetsCity Bus/SunTran and Trolley243-7433 cabq.gov/transitAlbuquerque Flight Service (FAA)222-3000 faa.govAlbuquerque International Sunport842-4366 cabq.gov/airportAmtrak842-9650TTY: (800) 523-6590 amtrak.comGreyhound/TNM&O Bus Lines243-4435 greyhound.comAlbuquerque Cab Co.883-4888 albuquerquecab.comYellow Cab Co.243-7777247-8888 yellowcabco.comRoute 66 PediCabs242-7866 Housing The Apartment Store881-2828 nmapts.comApartment Locator Service821-5212Office of Neighborhood Coordination924-3914TTY: 768-3771 cabq.gov/planning/nbrcoordAlbuquerque Board of Realtors842-1433 abqrealtors.comHousing Authority/Rental Assistance Program764-3900TTY: 764-3994 cabq.gov/housingApartment Association of New Mexico822-1114 aanm.orgAssociated General Contractors842-1462 agc.orgSenior Info and Services764-6400 cabq.gov/seniorsGarbage Pickup Information761-8100TTY: 761-8119 cabq.gov/solidwasteCockroach Hotline873-7009 abcwua.orgInsect-Spraying Hotline768-4736Water and Sewage Billing Inquiries768-2800 Employment Services Department of Labor222-4600TTY: (800) 659-8331 dws.state.nm.usSmall Business Administration248-8225 sba.govBusiness Licenses768-3398 cabq.gov/planningNM Film Office(505) 476-5600 Health Services Pharmacy Hotline(800) 243-9800Dentist Referral(800) 91-SMILE(877) 528-4242 1800dentist.com Emergency Dental Referrals260-7333Lovelace Health Hotline(800) 366-3401 lovelacehealthplan.comAIDS National Hotline(800) CDC-INFO thebody.comFirst Nations Community Health Source262-2481 fnch.orgBernalillo County Health Dept.768-2600 bernco.govRape Crisis Center266-7711 rapecrisiscnm.orgPoison Information Center272-2222(800) 432-6866 aapcc.orgCommunity Outreach Program for the Deaf 255-7636 (voice/TTY)(800) 229-4262 (voice/TTY) copdnm.orgNurse Advice New Mexico(877) 725-2552Doctor On Call323-8911 doctoroncall.ccAlbuquerque Health Care for the Homeless766-5197 abqhch.orgAGORA—UNM Crisis Center277-3013UNM Mental Health Center272-2800Alcoholics Anonymous266-1900 alcoholics-anonymous.orgNarcotics Anonymous260-9889 na.orgAl-Anon262-2177 al-anon.alateen.orgShelter for Victims of Domestic Violence247-4219(800) 773-3645 safehouse.orgUnited Way247-3671TTY: 247-3671 liveunited.org Finances Consumer Credit Counseling884-6601Consumer Protection(800) 678-1508 The Kids City of Albuquerque Family and Community Services768-2860TTY: 768-3771 cabq.gov/familyPublic School Information880-3700 ww2.aps.eduTeen Parent Services254-8737 newmexico.govNational Youth Crisis Hotline(800) 442-HOPE ydi.orgChild Abuse and Neglect Hotline841-6100 thechildabusehotline.com The Animals Albuquerque Animal Emergency Clinic884-3433 vetspecialistofnm.comAnimal Control768-1975TTY: 873-7034 bernco.gov The Man Mayor Martin Chavez768-3000TTY: 768-2471 cabq.gov/mayorCity Council Office768-3100TTY: 768-2474 cabq.gov/councilGov. Bill Richardson(505) 476-2200 governor.state.nm.usRep. Heather Wilson346-6781 wilson.house.govRep. Steve Pearce(505) 522-2219 pearce.house.govRep. Tom Udall(505) 984-8950 tomudall.comSen. Pete Domenici(505) 346-6791(202) 224-6621 (Washington, D.C.) domenici.senate.govSen. Jeff Bingaman(505) 346-6601(202) 224-5521 (Washington, D.C.)TTY: (202) 224-1792 bingaman.senate.govAttorney General827-6000(800) 678-1508 nmag.govCity Attorney768-4500TTY: 768-2472District Attorney841-7100U.S. Attorney346-7274 da.state.nm.usBernalillo County Clerk468-1290 bernco.govSocial Security(800) 772-1213 ssa.govIRS(800) 829-1040 irs.govBoard of Education880-3739(800) 678-1508 ww2.aps.eduSchool Transfer Office855-9050Taxation and Revenue827-0700 www.tax.state.nm.us Vote! Voter Registration768-4085468-1291 bernco.govRepublican Party Headquarters298-3662 gopnm.comDemocratic Party Headquarters830-3650 nmdemocrats.orgGreen Party Headquarters473-3621 greenpartynm.orgLibertarian Party of NM288-4228 libertarian-party-nm.orgLeague of Women Voters884-8441 lwvnm.org Environmental Issues Air Care Hotline247-2273 cabq.gov/aircareAlbuquerque Environmental Health768-2610TTY: 768-2482 cabq.gov/envhealthBernalillo County Environmental Health314-0310 bernco.govGame and Fish Department222-4700 wildlife.state.nm.usRecycling Hotline/Solid Waste Management761-8176761-8100 cabq.gov/solidwasteSafe Drinking Water Hotline857-8260(800) 426-4791 cabq.gov/waterWood Burning Advisory768-2876 cabq.gov/airquality/noburnWasted Water Hotline768-3640 cabq.gov/waterWater Conservation768-3655 cabq.gov/water Recreation Forest Service Recreation Info842-3293TTY: 842-3898 www.fs.fed.usAlbuquerque Parks and Services768-5300Bernalillo County Parks and Recreation314-0400TTY: 821-1800Special Events/Block Party Permits768-3556New Mexico Museum of Natural History841-2800 nmnaturalhistory.orgAlbuquerque Museum242-4600 cabq.gov/museumAlbuquerque Arts Alliance268-1920 abqarts.orgPublic Art Program768-3833TTY: 768-2471 cabq.gov/publicartShooting and Archery Range836-8785Swimming Pools/Recreation Services768-5300TTY: 768-2475 Education University of New Mexico Admissions277-0111TTY: 277-2064 unm.edu/admissionsUNM Financial Aid277-2041finaid@unm.edu unm.edu/~finaidUNM Parking Services277-1938 pats.unm.eduCNM Admissions224-3160 cnm.edu Here for You New Mexico Lawyer Referral Program797-6066 nmbar.orgStatewide Lawyer Referral (Albuquerque Bar Association)243-2615 abqbar.comUnited Citizens for Legal Reform821-9166 atps.com/uclrAdult Abuse and Neglect Hotline841-6100(866) 654-3219TTY: (800) 895-3854New Mexico Women’s Bar Association238-2220 nmbar.orgLegal Aid243-7871 nmlegalaid.orgAlbuquerque Human Rights Office924-3380TTY: 924-3398 cabq.gov/humanrightsAmerican Civil Liberties Union266-5915 aclu.orgNational Fraud Information Center fraud.orgSecurities and Exchange Commission(800) SEC-0330 sec.govNew Mexico Public Interest Research Group (NMPIRG)254-1244 nmpirg.orgAssociation for Retarded Citizens of Albuquerque (ARCA)332-6700 arc-a.orgCommon Bond (Gay and Lesbian Community Center)891-3647 members.aol.com/gayinformationNM Commission for the Blind841-8844 cfb.state.nm.usAmericans with Disabilities Act Coordinator768-3969Weather821-1111Albuquerque Public Library—Main Branch768-5140TTY: (800) 659-8331 cabq.gov/libraryU.S. Post Office—Customer Service(800) ASK-USPSTTY: 245-9778 usps.comPassport Information(877) 487-2778 usps.com/passport