We gave you a month, Albuquerque, and you gave us the world broken into finely honed syllabic orders of expression. Egad! Hundreds of entries poured in for Alibi’s 21st annual Haiku Contest. To claim that choosing the best nine haiku from among so very many clever, snarky, wise and emotive possibilities was difficult would be an understatement of the most scurrilous variety. Suffice it to say that we loved many more than we could give prizes to—but we do invite you, our discerning readers, to examine the full roster of participants, and tell us why we chose rightly or wrongly.A million and six thanks to this year’s sponsors, whose local goodies are sure to warm the cockles of our winners’ hearts: The Grove Cafe & Market (600 Central SE, 248-9800), Downtown Books (109 Eighth Street SW, 243-4492), The Guild Cinema (3405 Central NE, 255-1848), Bookworks (4022 Rio Grande NW, 344-8139) and The Chocolate Dude (3339 Central NE, 639-5502). Winners in each category can pick up their prize packs at the Alibi offices at 413 Central NW from 9am to 5pm Monday through Friday.
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Serious winner:Cowgirl Apocalypse Haiku #83Hummingbird weaves throughlemons and bees, stitching freshblooms into nectar.–Denise ClaeysFunny winner:I was 20 andshrooming in Jemez beforeI believed in gnomes–albuquerque turkey
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Winner:Big, crumpled spiderSad, you float in the toilet.I just peed on you.–Gwen MillerHonorable Mentions:I went to the zoo,Saw two fucking kangaroos,Then wrote a haikoo.–Kevin WetSpothowling at the mooncoyote professed his loveagain and again–Todd Eddy
All animal haiku entries
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Winner:Never wrote haikuBut I assume it’s like anObituary–Dusty McGowanHonorable Mentions:woman is a shipeither built in a bottleor put out to sea–Emily ParkerThe moon sneezes, thevillagers flee in terror,typhoon is singing.–Richard Wolfson
All traditional haiku entries
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Winner:Make bucks cooking meth.Does teaching pay like it should?Apparently not.–Ray NanceHonorable Mentions:Keep driving Jesse.Sociopathic shitstormbehind you. Onward.–Soni BudaGimme’ a teener, but all I have is twenty, Breaking Bad again–Callan D. Moore
All Breaking Bad haiku entries
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Winner:Rattlesnake Cupcake.Chimichanga Mongoloid.Kachina Machine.–Kevin WetSpotHonorable Mentions:News raptures againLike so many zombies singStorms Ronchetti brings–Shelley BarrattTarantulas andHeroin—what more to want?Enchantment, ahoy!–Scarlett Owen
All local haiku entries
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Winner:Would Feng Shui my home.So poor, I can only affordgovernment chi.–Zachary KluckmanHonorable Mentions:sex on the bosqueyou have your anal campaignmayor, i have mine–Mike LFuck your ideaGo back to Kansas. With love,A true Burquena–Zoe Northcutt
All political haiku entries
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Winner:before a mirrorrunning a brush through wet hairher robe slides open–Todd EddyHonorable Mentions:AnticipationThe erotic sense of breaththat comes before mouth–Gabe MontoyaTrees bare and strainingagainst tense white sky your tanline not yet faded.–Amaris Ketcham
All erotic haiku entries
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Winner:I once hugged the Fonzand smelled like his man perfumehours thereafter–Jessica MillsHonorable Mentions:I am no witch yetI have memorized a fewLines from the future.–Laura WeisbergThe worst word ever,especially from a child:va-jiggle-jaggle–Chris Chapin