On Marriage
"I just don’t understand why rock stars keep marrying strippers. That’s like saying, ‘I really don’t want this to work.’"On the "Rock of Love" Cast
"Where’s the librarian? There’s no librarian."On Sobriety
"I tell people I’m not a cured alcoholic, I’m healed. And they say, ‘What does that mean?’ What it means is I believe in miracles."On the Presidential Contenders
"I don’t see one person I would back right now."On Golf
"It is the most addictive game in the world, so a lot of people say I traded one bad habit for a worse one."On New Music
"I like people that go way out on a limb and do things that are really, really bizarre."On Halloween 2007
"My whole band is going as different periods of Alice Cooper.”Tickets are $35, $45, $55 and $100 (plus fees) through www.livenation.com and all Ticketmaster outlets.