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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Runners-up in the Weekly Alibi ’s Eleventh Annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest—themed on famous couples throughout human history—are not eligible for prizes, but you’ve won our eternal devotion, dearest readers. A terrific pun, a glittery south-of-the-border tribute, a symbolic paean to weed and a naïve work in the gay cowboy genre were this close to winning.