Here are your instructions:
1) Pick a neighborhood—perhaps the one nearest to your house, perhaps one you've always had a hankering to visit. It really doesn't matter.
2) Find yourself a large, durable burlap sack in which to stuff all your purchases.
3) Sling this sack over your shoulder.
4) Finally, saddle up your llama, and bring this guide with you to the neighborhood of your choice.
Our editorial staff has created a miniature gift guide for each area, making it a snap to do all your holiday shopping in as little as a few short hours. Sound too good to be true? Believe, dear readers. Wish upon a star, and all your sweetest holiday dreams—such as completing your holiday shopping on time for a change—can indeed come true. Jingle bell rock your way to the cheeriest holiday season ever!