Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Everything you need to know about love is on "Star Trek." First off, love is illogical. Second, Kirk gets the girl. Third, aliens learn about love by making us fight in the arena.Like a dispassionate alien entity, the Weekly Alibi captured many specimens of amorous artwork for its Tenth Annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest. The ensuing battle was deadly and illogical with few survivors. Behold now the victorious entries. Feel our heartfelt thanks to all contestants and to our contest sponsors: The Grove, Guild Cinema, Sheila’s Sweets, Cafe Lush, Self Serve, Cake Fetish and 66 Pin-Ups. Winners should pick up their prizes at the Alibi office (413 Central NW) between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. on weekdays after Thursday, Feb. 14.
Light of My LifePrize: $20 gift card to The Grove, two passes to the Guild Cinema and a gift from 66 Pin-Ups.
I Try to Rib Every Thing in My Life for Your Pleasure!Prize: $20 gift card to The Grove, two passes to the Guild Cinema and a bag of caramels from Sheila’s Sweets.
When in Rome—”It’s About the Heart”I would sacrifice my heart for this person I’ve been with Twenty Years. He’s my best friend, my family, my other half. Happy Valentine’s Day.Prize: $20 gift card to The Grove, two passes to the Guild Cinema.
I Love You to Death!Prize: $20 gift card to The Grove, two passes to the Guild Cinema.
Googley Eyes!Prize: $20 gift card to The Grove, two passes to the Guild Cinema.
Thanks to all of our contributors!