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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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1) Reports have surfaced saying that the Albuquerque Isotopes will lose their Major League affiliation with which famous sports team?a) The Otago Highlandersb) The Los Angeles Dodgersc) The Hokkaido Ham Fightersd) The Montreal Alouettes 2) Last week a fire on the West Mesa was caused by ________________.a) Tiresb) Nuclear wastec) Protestersd) Beelzebub 3) Recently, an ABQ Ride passenger on the 777 bus took a photo of _________________.a) Himselfb) A punk rocker and his pet iguanac) An alleged hard drug userd) A woman taking a picture of herself 4) A former Sandia National Labs scientist pled guilty to ________________.a) Sharing nuclear secrets with the Soviet Unionb) Speaking critically of the military-industrial complexc) Taking more than an hour for lunchd) Transporting US government property to China 5) In an attempt to avoid trouble with local police, a man claimed to be working on the casting staff of which teevee show?a) “In Plain Sight”b) “Man v. Food”c) “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”d) “Breaking Bad”Answers:1) B. According to Michael Baldwin of The Oklahoman, the Dodgers are planning to move their farm team operations to Oklahoma City, Okla., starting with the 2015 season.2) A. Notoriously hard to extinguish, fiery tires burned out in the western desert near the Bernalillo County Detention Center.3) C. A bus rider on the 777 Central Avenue Rapid Ride route says he captured a photo of a man who appears to be injecting himself with heroin.4) D. Jianyu Huang pled guilty to the misuse of government equipment and resources while conducting research in Red China. Huang was sentenced to a year and a day in prison.5) D. When officers determined he was “acting suspicious,” Eugene Crane told them he was casting actors for that teevee show about Walter White.