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1) New Mexico Attorney General Hector Balderas has decided to initiate a formal review of the latest scandal plaguing Albuquerque Public Schools Superintendent ______________________.a) Brad Allisonb) Luis Valentinoc) Joseph Vigild) Brad Winter2) This past weekend ___________________________ was issued for the Albuquerque area.a) an air quality alertb) an air raid alertc) a civil summonsd) a warning about deadly toads raining from the sky3) A sign in downtown Burque made news and became popular on the interwebz because of its ___________________ badly behaving locals.a) praise ofb) callousness towardsc) admonitions tod) funny depictions of 4) Three local residents were exposed to _________________ acid while working at a semi-conductor manufacturing plant on Research Road SE.a) Sulfuricb) Carbonicc) Lysergicd) Nitric5) A protest this past Saturday involved local members of Protest ABQ. The local anti-abortion group was taking a stand against ___________________.a) NM Planned Parenthoodb) University of New Mexico Regentsc) the Superintendent of Albuquerque Public Schoolsd) willfully ignorant local weathermenAnswers:1) B. Balderas has decided to initiate a formal review of a matter which directly involves the new superintendent, Luis Valentino. Valentino allegedly knew that a former employee, now facing sex charges in Colorado, had skipped out on his required background check.2) A. An air quality alert was issued for the Albuqerque area this past weekend after strong winds blew in smoke from wildfires in the Pacific Northwest.3) C. The sign admonishes passers-by by stating “No puking, pissing, panhandling or perversion.”4) D. Fire crews responded to a situation where workers at the industrial plant were exposed to the deadly chemical Nitric acid.5) A. Planned Parenthood, the national organization and its Albuquerque affiliate, were the targets of protest for a group which is strictly anti-abortion and pro-life.