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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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1) Which Albuquerque official is being investigated for allegedly bribing witnesses?a) District Attorney Kari Brandenburgb) Police Chief Gorden Edenc) Mayor Richard J. Berryd) Chief Administrative Officer Rob Perry2) This week, Mexican national Jose Antonio Ramirez Serrano was moved out of the intensive care unit at UNM Hospital. He had surgery at UNMH recently to remove _____________________.a) A malfunctioning eyeballb) A bad toothc) A watermelon-sized tumord) His right hand3) Albuquerque Business First has a new assistant editor. His name is ________________________.a) Howard Bryanb) Mike Englishc) P.J. O’Rourked) Hunter S. Thompson4) There is ____________________ on First Street in Albuquerque, just south of the Alvarado Transportation Center.a) A wonderfully erudite restaurantb) A beautiful new public sculpturec) An alien spacecraft disguised as a fancy mansiond) A homeless camp5) After the violent death of a Tasmanian devil in October, the Albuquerque BioPark is using _____________________ to prevent further mishaps at the zoo.a) Security camerasb) Android guards programmed to crush intrudersc) Guard dogsd) Hungry lions roaming the zoo after closing timeAnswers:1) A. Brandenburg is being investigated for alleged crimes committed on behalf of her son.2) C. Serrano is improving after having a massive tumor removed by UNMH doctors.3) B. Mike English is the new assistant editor at ABQ Business First.4) D. There is a homeless camp near the rail yards. You can see it when you cross over them via Coal Avenue.5) A. The officials at ABQ BioPark hope security cameras will prevent further incidents.