1) A group of citizens in Albuquerque is pushing for reduced penalties related to the possession of ________________.a) Bananadineb) Mood patchesc) Drencromd) Marijuana 2) While visiting Reno, Nev., some members of the Albuquerque Isotopes got into a “bench-clearing brawl” with _______________. a) The opposing team, known as the Aces b) A hot dog salesman known as Ace c) Lemmy Kilmister for singing “Ace of Spades” d) A group of clerks visiting from the local Ace Hardware store 3) Heavy rains this past weekend in Bernalillo County caused _________________.a) The weather service to issue a flood advisoryb) Protesters to demonstrate on Central Avenuec) Frogs to fall from the sky d) The Rapture 4) Two Albuquerque men were arrested after they approached a Jack in the Box drive-thru with __________________.a) A McDonald’s Happy Meal b) A cease and desist order from Blake’s Lotaburger c) An AR-15 and a child with a soiled nappy d) The Burger King, driving erratically 5) A local 911 call about a home invasion resulted in the discovery of ______________ .a) Alien intelligence from Venus b) A large bull snake c) A rogue APD officer disguised as Santa Claus d) William Shatner in a particularly bad moodAnswers:1) D. Organizers are distributing a petition aimed at reducing marijuana possession penalties in New Mexico.2) A. Ten players were ejected Friday night in Reno, following an on-field fight between the Isotopes and the Aces.3) A. It rained so much that on Sunday, the National Weather Service issued a flood advisory for our home county.4) C. The two men were arrested after employees noticed an AR-15 rifle and a baby without a car seat at a local Jack in the Box.5) B. Luckily it was a non-poisonous snake released back into the wild after making its way into a local home.
Crib Notes: July 31, 2014
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