1) This past Mother’s Day weekend, three local women were locked up and charged with child abuse because ________________.a) They had a history of violence.b) They were dealing drugs from the front porch.c) They were not of this Earth.d) Their home was dirty and unhygienic. 2) El Paso’s Triple-A ball club shut out the Isotopes 11-0 on Sunday, May 11. What is the name of this West Texas beisbol outfit?a) The Starsb) The Giantsc) The Fissionable Materialsd) The Chihuahuas 3) It’s been awful _____________ in Burque these last few days.a) Dustyb) Rustyc) Crustyd) Musty 4) Hipster musician Kurt Vile was recently on teevee performing which classic Neil Young tune?a) “The Needle and the Damage Done”b) “Albuquerque”c) “Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)”d) “After the Gold Rush” 5) The athletic director at Sandia High School has been accused of planting ____________ in basketball coach Alvin Broussard’s office.a) A marijuana pipeb) An issue of Sporting Newsc) Two tickets to paradised) An al-Qaeda recruitment brochure
Crib Notes: May 15, 2014
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