1) Although they are a fairly common sight in Albuquerque, there are no ____________________ in Old Town.a) Hipstersb) Panhandlersc) Replicantsd) Smoke shops2) Recently, Albuquerque public school educators burned their ___________________ to protest allegedly unfair evaluation systems.a) Draft cardsb) Anatomical support devicesc) Evaluation reportsd) Beatles albums3) In the midst of Albuquerque’s International district, there is a __________________ for sale.a) Heap of troubleb) Ton of junkc) Gently used Suburban with huge chrome wheels that spind) Castle4) A local man has been honored for his most excellent _____________________.a) Mustacheb) Stash of Fantastic Four comic booksc) Cache of automatic weaponsd) Trash5) Last Thursday a man wearing a big wig and fake beard entered an Albertsons supermarket in the Northeast Heights and attempted to _________________________.a) Perform vocal works by Benjamin Brittenb) Eat lots of meatc) Rob the bank at the front of the stored) Smoke a menthol cigaretteAnswers:1) B. Due to the intervention of private security firms, there are no panhandlers working the streets of Old Town.2) C. Teachers who are unhappy with the evaluation system used to judge their effectiveness burned copies of their report outcomes in front of APS headquarters last week.3) D. John Cosgrove built the 4,000-sq.-ft. home and castle for his wife many years ago. Now it’s up for sale.4) A. Troy Rivas, a local realtor has stepped up to fill the position of “Robert Goulet Mustached American of the Year.”5) C. Local police are on the lookout for an individual who allegedly attempted to rob the Wells Fargo branch inside Albertsons on Lomas late last week.
Crib Notes: May 28, 2015
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