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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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1) Burque’s new nuisance abatement ordinance is aimed at stopping _______________.a) “Johns” from seeking services from sex workersb) State Fair-goers from eating corn dogsc) Homeless individuals from spangingd) Dogs from biting mail carriers2) Last week a Santa Fe law enforcement official shot and killed _____________.a) A mentally ill human who resisted arrestb) A member of the Juárez Cartelc) An extraterrestrial invaderd) A fellow officer with whom he argued3) In exhibition play this weekend, the UNM men’s basketball squad beat ___________ with a score of 89-45.a) The New Mexico State University Aggiesb) The Western New Mexico University Mustangsc) The University of California at Santa Cruz Banana Slugsd) The San Diego State Aztecs4) The US Justice Department has finally issued a list of reforms aimed at fixing the city’s _________________.a) Solid waste departmentb) Gambling casinoc) “Blue meth” problemd) Police department5) A bunch of Atari video games unearthed from an Alamogordo landfill are now being sold on ________________.a) TVb) Facebookc) eBayd) The MoonAnswers: 1) A. Humans who attempt to engage the services of sex workers will now face more severe criminal penalties.2) D. Santa Fe County Deputy Sheriff Tai Chan allegedly killed coworker Deputy Jeremy Martin after a drunken argument.3) B. The Lobos trounced the Mustangs, and they face off against Adams State this Sunday at The Pit.4) D. The US Department of Justice announced mandatory reforms on Friday, Oct. 31, aimed at ending the culture of violence associated with APD.5) C. The Tularosa Historical Society is behind the eBay sale.