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1) How did Walt finally thwart the Nazis? Spoiler alert!a. He used scienceb. He used ricinc. With an automated, remote-controlled machine gund. A and C2) Which one of Governor Susana Martinez’ minions was quoted last week as writing in an official email, “There has never been and is not now any significant evidence of hunger in N.M. …”a. DOE Secretary-Designate Hannah Skanderab. Attorney General Gary Kingc. Lt. Governor John A. Sanchezd. HSD Secretary Sidonie Squier3) Who’s leading the pack in the home stretch of this year’s mayoral election?a. Paul Hehb. Richard Berryc. Cabin Lanced. Pete Dinelli4) Last week, Connor Rice, a former member of Albuquerque’s finest was acquitted of which charge:a. Possession of Methamphetamineb. Aggravated Batteryc. Receiving Stolen Propertyd. Impersonating a Police OfficerANSWERS1) C. Walt used an automated machine gun that he activated with a device on his keychain to kill the Nazis. Earlier that day, he poisoned Lydia with the vial of ricin he had hidden at his former home.2) D. HSD Secretary Sidonie Squier made this controversial comment last week in an email sent to state administrators. After much political pressure, she walked the comments back by week’s end.3) B. Independent research firm Research and Polling, Inc. still shows incumbent Berry with a massive lead.4) B. The Las Cruces Sun says, “The jury deliberated about three hours before returning the verdict for Connor Rice on charges of misdemeanor battery and aggravated battery.