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V.21 No.4 | January 26 - February 1, 2012
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A Newbie's Guide to UFC on Fox 2

With the Ultimate Fighting Championship making its second debut on network TV, there's still those who are going to be exposed to mixed martial arts for the first time. The three fights featured on the main card have exciting potential, but lack the name recognition to draw causal fan interest. But have no fear, as reading this preview should make you the smartest UFC fan in the room on Saturday night.

The first bout on Fox features top Middleweight contender Demian Maia against late minute replacement Chris Weidman. Because Mark Munoz suffered an elbow injury, Maia's old opponent Michael Bisping got moved up the card to face Chael Sonnen. Despite the change, this bout will answer the question whether or not Weidman can compete with the elite of the Middleweight division. Weidman has great credentials as he is a two-time Division I All-American and has competed at the highest level of submission grappling tournaments. After becoming a high-rated Middleweight prospect on many MMA blog sites, Weidman has gone 3-0 in the UFC, including two 1st round submissions. Meanwhile, Demian Maia has several more fights than Weidman and has fought against the Middleweight champion, Anderson Silva. Maia started out winning five straight UFC matches by submission, but since his lost to Silva, has failed to finish his last four opponents. The experience and striking edge lies with Maia, but Weidman has a style that could carry him toward the upset. Look for Maia to show some improved striking, and for Weidman to surprise Maia with multiple submission attempts.

It's a sham Michael “The Count” Bisping and Chael Sonnen only had a week and half to promote their fight, because the trash talk would have legendary. Known as one of the hated fighters in the UFC, Bisping has had some most noteworthy moments in UFC history. From suffering one of its most brutal knockouts, from Dan Henderson, to most multiple appearances on “The Ultimate Fighter” reality show, now is the time to determine if “The Count” can truly deliver. As for Sonnen, he's the only man to make Anderson Silva look human. He was within seconds of getting a unanimous decision but got caught by a last minute triangle choke. Prior to fighting in the UFC, Sonnen was best known for his bizarre fights with Paulo Filho in the WEC. Since then, Sonnen has mastered the ability to sell every fight he's in and still beat up top fighters in the cage. In order to capitalize on his highly anticipated rematch against Anderson Silva, he can't afford to overlook Bisping. The Count has great takedown defense, but not enough to defend the constant pressure and should be finished by the signature ground and pound of Sonnen.

Rashad Evans has a chance to finally gain his long awaited title shot if he defeats Phil “Mr. Wonderful” Davis. After multiple injuries and questionable decisions, Evans has a chance to display his new skills earned with his new team, the Blackzilians, while generating buzz for a grudge match against former friend and champion Jon Jones. Because of the backstory and animosity between Evans and Jones, Davis has been completely ignored. Despite that Davis has an undefeated record and tons of potential with his wrestling and athleticism, many fans and critics don't think he's worthy to be an elite fighter. While Davis' weakness is his striking, he's shown the ability to improve every time he's in the octagon. In order to beat Evans, Davis will have to be able to hang and even threaten Evans on the feet. If he's tentative or hesitant, Evans should cruise to a easy victory, but if Davis can display improvement similar to Jon Jones, maybe it's a “Wonderful” upset for Davis. It all starts at 6 p.m. MST on Fox.

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    Mayor Berry looks to improve police oversight

    Criticism of Albuquerque’s embattled police department never stopped with the officers and chief. Activists have long questioned the work of the Police Oversight Commission, an all-volunteer panel that oversees investigation of citizen complaints, among other things.

    A report issued by MGT of America at the City Council’s request takes issue with the Police Oversight Commission’s “failure to lead.” It cites bad training and a lack of participation.

    The report suggested the commission should have disciplinary power. But Mayor Richard Berry disagrees. “To require a politically appointed volunteer citizen committee to direct officer discipline would be unfair to the commission,” he says in a news release today.

    Berry instead made 17 recommendations for the City Council to consider. Among them:

    • A national search for the next independent review officer, (who reviews citizen complaints)

    • Authority for city administration or the Council to remove a commissioner for not attending meetings or undergoing training

    • Authority for the mayor to nominate a volunteer if the Council doesn’t

    • A better commission website

    • Software for tracking trends in citizen complaints

    • $15,000 a year for commissioners to attend conferences and training

      Celebrity b.s.

      Hideous alien creature Fran Drescher thinks she was abducted by hideous alien creatures.

      Honking celebrity gorgon Fran Drescher now makes claims of alien abduction. In screeching hag-like tones, she maintains aliens stuck a chip, possibly a Funyun, in her lotion-slimed hand. The alien chip programmed her to forever speak like a cartoon goose and marry her now gay ex-husband, fellow abductee Peter Marc Jacobson. Jacobson denies having an alien chip himself, even if it could explain why he married Fran Drescher. The aliens now insist Fran Drescher abducted them, though it’s not really a question of just wanting off the spaceship worse. Next time our Nanny gets abducted we can only hope she stays that way.

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        “I am faster than 80 percent of all snakes.” -Dwight Schrute
        “I am faster than 80 percent of all snakes.” -Dwight Schrute

          Arts

          Witness for the Prosecution at Albuquerque Little Theatre

          The late, great Agatha Christie
          The late, great Agatha Christie

          I was surprised upon reading a Wikipedia entry on Agatha Christie to find out that the queen of literary crime is, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, the best-selling novelist of all time. She also wrote a wealth of short stories, including 1925’s “The Witness for the Prosecution.” It was adapted into a play, and later a 1957 film starring Marlene Dietrich and Charles Laughton. The play is currently being staged at Albuquerque Little Theatre, showing tonight and tomorrow at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. Read all about ALT’s version of Witness for the Prosecution.

            V.21 No.4 | January 26 - February 1, 2012
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            Over the course of five years in the early ’90s, Dr. Rick Strassman dosed 400 volunteers with DMT at the University of New Mexico. He spoke with us about his study, the Old Testament and alien abduction, among other things.
            There's never been a more accessible time for music, which is great for the fan/collector, good for the musician and bad for the shops that sell it. Case in point: Natural Sound, Albuquerque's oldest independent record shop, is closing this week.
            Yashoda Naidoo has a photographic memory. Recalling the kinds of Ayurvedic dishes her family made while she was growing up, she was able to open Annapurna’s World Vegetarian Café only 18 months after she started teaching herself to cook.
            Color Me Obsessed: A Film About the Replacements takes viewers on a trip with friends and fans who loved and still love the pioneering Minneapolis alternative rockers.
            Set in 1984 with references Orwell's classic, Haruki Murakami's new novel 1Q84 is a nearly thousand page saga named after the imaginary year that the disoriented main character thinks she lives in. Her descent into madness makes for creepy, unsettling reading.
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