Weekly Alibi
 Jul 27 - Aug 2, 2006 
No Pain, No Gain
Hey you, Fatty! Yeah, you in the cubicle with the stash of Hershey's Kisses in your filing cabinet. Getting a little snug in there, isn't it? Maybe it's time to stop worrying about the company's bottom line and start focusing on your own. We've got your office exercise solution right here, but the first step is putting down the donut holes. We said drop it, Lardbutt!
NEWS/OPINION
Talking Points
Warren Hatch is an enthusiast and ultimate defender of the dying hobby of model railroading. The Alibi gets up close and personal with this brave man and his little choo-choos.
And They All Fall Down
A ton of bricks--The University area's Harvard Mall is about to get ripped to pieces and replaced by a huge mixed-use retail and apartment complex.
MUSIC
Show Up!: The Prids
The Prids from Portland, Ore., are downright delightful. Get an earful this Saturday at Burt's Tiki Lounge!
FOOD
First Taste
O'Niell's Pub is back! What are you waiting for? Pull up for a pint and a Burger in Paradise, Patty.
FILM & TV
Who Killed the Electric Car?
Who Killed the Electric Car? provides fuel for tree-hugging environmental conspiracy theorists like us.
ARTS/LIT
Performance Preview
The Great Southwest Laff Off gives up-and-coming comics a chance to stand-up on their own two feet.

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news

The Daily Word in hazing, harrassment and hitchhiking

The Daily Word

The UNM women's soccer team is suspected of some weird hazing rituals.

Albuquerque voters will have the opportunity to "Legalize It".

Six New Mexican hospitals had personal patient information stolen in a huge data breach affecting 4 million patients.

A woman in Northern New Mexico snitched on an alleged coke dealer.

Ice bucket challenge fails.

Read about the EU's "right to be forgotten" law and how it affects journalism.

More violence in Ferguson, MO last night, now involving guns.

Uganda criminalized the transmission of HIV. Just like many States.

Skateboarder Jay Adams died.

A robot is hitchhiking across Canada.

Personals

"I Saw You" at Tia Betty Blue’s

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third." Leslie Knope | Reply for free or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

Awesome Peepz

To the awesome man and woman in front of UNM Bookstore with the signs: "Thank you for being you," and "Be Kind." You guys are awesome. I got off the bus to go give you a hug but by the time I doubled back, you were gone. Thank you for making me smile, and for having the courage to have a heart! View ad

Friday Aug. 1 @ Tia Betty Blue’s. Not a realtor.

Me: salad-eating, animal-rescuing architect from the "hood." You: photographer, dog loving, vegetarian/vegan. Wondering how we exchanged all that but not names, what you photograph and if you like waffles? View ad

Girl at Casino (8/11/14)

I saw you on Monday at Santa Ana Star Casino, near the back area by "The Stage" around 1:302:30pm. You were wearing glasses and with a woman I assume was your mother. I was walking up to a machine when we made eye contact for a split second before I looked away … I wanted to talk to you but wasn't thinking. You are beautiful and I can't stop thinking about you! If you see this please respond; maybe we can go out to a casino or have dinner sometime and get to know each other :) View ad

news

The Daily Word in Taco Bell, ebola and necrophilia.

The Daily Word

Michael Brown was shot at least six timestwice in the head.

Necrophilia in Ohio.

What’s on Taco Bell’s new $1 Cravings Menu?

An Icelandic volcano is threatening to erupt.

Rick Perry is outraged.

A weird family killed a giant alligator.

A Mojave solar plant burns birds out of the air.

The New Teen Titans say No to drugs.

Mom threw the puppy off the balcony.

Ebola at UNMH?

Shots fired at the post office.

Happy birthday, Robert Redford.

Thanks for the links, Susan Petersen.

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