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Weekly Alibi
 Jul 27 - Aug 2, 2006 
No Pain, No Gain
Hey you, Fatty! Yeah, you in the cubicle with the stash of Hershey's Kisses in your filing cabinet. Getting a little snug in there, isn't it? Maybe it's time to stop worrying about the company's bottom line and start focusing on your own. We've got your office exercise solution right here, but the first step is putting down the donut holes. We said drop it, Lardbutt!
NEWS/OPINION
Talking Points
Warren Hatch is an enthusiast and ultimate defender of the dying hobby of model railroading. The Alibi gets up close and personal with this brave man and his little choo-choos.
And They All Fall Down
A ton of bricks--The University area's Harvard Mall is about to get ripped to pieces and replaced by a huge mixed-use retail and apartment complex.
MUSIC
Show Up!: The Prids
The Prids from Portland, Ore., are downright delightful. Get an earful this Saturday at Burt's Tiki Lounge!
FOOD
First Taste
O'Niell's Pub is back! What are you waiting for? Pull up for a pint and a Burger in Paradise, Patty.
FILM & TV
Who Killed the Electric Car?
Who Killed the Electric Car? provides fuel for tree-hugging environmental conspiracy theorists like us.
ARTS/LIT
Performance Preview
The Great Southwest Laff Off gives up-and-coming comics a chance to stand-up on their own two feet.

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books

Jamie Anderson Probably Drove All Night to Get Here

Jamie Anderson entertains in her memoir Drive All Night, a collection of stories from 25+ years of touring, recording, singing and writing.

News

The Daily Word in riots in Ferguson again, Kim Jong-Un's trouser snake and Kirk Cameron

The Daily Word

The little Mexican boy with the huge tumor had one third of it removed in Albuquerque!

This woman's attempt at framing an APD cop for sexual assault failed.

The news that Ferguson, MO officer Darren Wilson would not be facing criminal charges brought protesters out to Albuquerque's Central Avenue.

Conflicting and inconsistent testimony is the likely reason Darren Wilson was not indicted in the shooting of Michael Brown.

Here is a summary of Darren Wilson's testimony about the shooting.

The NRA has an argument for keeping toy guns real-looking. It is stupid.

Kirk Cameron is in the news for something stupid again.

Behold The Morbid Anatomy Museum!

Someone stole this family's Sasquatch.

Patti Smith is going to perform before the Pope.

Kim Jong-Un has gotten very fat and supposedly has E.D.

Check out this 5,500 year old stone-age axe, with wooden handle, that was discovered in Denmark.

And now for an incredibly offensive WWII Bugs Bunny propaganda cartoon!

news

The Daily Word in Cosby, Crosby, Cyrus and Pooh

The Daily Word

Marion Barry died.

An ex-NBC employee claims he stood guard at Cosby’s dressing room door.

Kohler unveils an odor-eliminating toilet seat.

A giant isopod stopped eating and died.

Kirk Cameron witnesses to homosexuals.

Venice is going to ban wheeled suitcases. They’re noisy.

Kean University bought a $219k conference table from China.

There are rules for dating Miley Cyrus.

Lee Harvey Oswald died on this day in 1963.

Winnie the Hermaphrodite.

There was a fatal crash at 4th and Montano this morning.

Happy birthday, Denise Crosby.

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