Game Over? No Way!—If, for some reason, you get suckered into plunking down dollars to see
Bloodrayne on Jan. 6, you'll be treated to a trailer for another upcoming film by director Uwe Boll,
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. Like
Bloodrayne,
Dungeon Siege is a mid-budget film based on a videogame of the same name. Coming as they do in the wake of 2005's
Alone in the Dark and 2003's
House of the Dead, this double feature pretty much cements the German-born Boll as the king of all videogames-turned-movies. If that's not enough evidence for you, check out Boll's upcoming slate of films:
Hunter: The Reckoning, Postal, Hitman, Far Cry and
Fear Effect. All of those are based on the videogames of the same names. Playstation/Xbox fans should be in heaven–unless, of course, they've actually seen
House of the Dead and
Alone in the Dark, in which case they will run screaming from the theaters. … Seriously, Uwe, when are you gonna lock down the rights for
Tetris: The Movie?