“Wipeout” (KOAT-7 7 p.m.) It’s “family night” on ABC’s wacky-violent game show. And you know what that means. Yup, network-television-sanctioned child abuse! Or [...]

Dateline: Egypt— Because of the social-network-fueled uprising in Egypt, a father has named his firstborn daughter “Facebook.” Jamal Ibrahim, who is in his [...]

Alien Vs. Ninja . … Yup. Aliens from outer space fighting ninjas from ancient Japan. Really, the title says it all. We’re showing [...]

Muammar Gaddafi has fled protests in Tripoli. China, on the other hand, will not stand for protests.It’s time to worry about space weather.Music [...]

In Albuquerque, New Mexico’s metropolis, we’re supposed to be intelligent, responsible city-dwellers. However, the moviegoers at the Guild Cinema, located in Nob Hill [...]

Four Americans are killed after being taken hostage by Somali pirates. I’m still getting over the fact that there are still pirates.Police arrest [...]

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization," said George Bernard Shaw [...]