Job Description: Builds and maintains flood control structures to alleviate flooding problems within Greater Albuquerque. Term: Six years (no term limit) Salary: none [...]

This year, I’m decorating my porch with this simple yet terrifying prop: it’s just a wad of toilet paper with some peanut butter [...]

I arrive late to work again and announce my presence. "Oh, good!" ismy female supervisor’s sarcastic response.

Even a man who is pure of heartand says his prayers at nightmay become a wolf when the wolfbane bloomsand the autumn moon [...]

1) Does not fly.2) Does not go underwater.3) Constructed entirely of magnets.4) Air conditioner blows farts.5) Runs on Black Gold, Texas Tea.6) Sucking [...]

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The road home is completely icy. There is a sheer cliff on one side and a wall on the other. My neighbor has [...]