I am an alien disguised as a human. A female alien with great powers and deadly pointy protuberances has arrived. She feels no [...]

I learn that I am able to thwart the airport security doors with careful observation and timing. I can go in and out [...]

A serial killer who sounds just like William Shatner is sheepishly requesting the names of his victims over a public loudspeaker.

G and I are on vacation in Africa. We arrive at a beautiful lake surrounded by trees and grazing ibex. It seems to [...]

G and I are vacationing in a large city. From our hotel balcony we observe an acrobatic man flying with bat wings and [...]

We cut some roots that have grown over a wall and into the floor. When we pull them up, we see they are [...]

I trade internet devices with my brother. They are both smaller than a matchbook and have three buttons. I suspect my wife of [...]

I share a knowing glance with my beautiful new black friend as another woman explains to her not only how beautiful she is, [...]

It is pitch black outside at 1:30 in the morning. I am groping for my headband/ flashlight. I find it in the stream [...]

I have caused the death of a guy’s wife. I walk along the curb of a busy street. There is no sidewalk. A [...]