The Daily Word In Shootings, Protests And Computers. The latest mass murder was in Las Vegas.The world’s oldest man died.A giant octopus shut down London traffic.A woman was knocked out by [...] Carl Petersen \ Jun 12, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Bowe Bergdahl, The Brady Bunch And The Pride Parade. Ann B. Davis died. Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was released after five years of Taliban captivity.Hamburger meat and drama result from the feud over [...] Carl Petersen \ May 29, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Mick Jagger, The Rubik’s Cube And Urine. AT&T is buying DirecTV. Mick Jagger is a great-grandfather.As I always suspected, urine is not sterile. Brad Pitt tosses a beer to Matthew [...] Carl Petersen \ May 22, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Elliot Rodger, Stairway To Heaven And Kimye’s Wedding. Mass murderer Elliot Rodger finally found fame.Please take care of my baby raccoons.Lawyer claims Spirit’s Randy California wrote “Stairway to Heaven” and I [...] Carl Petersen \ May 22, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Faster Speed Limits, The Hot Coffee Lawsuit And Raises For Apd. The kidnapped girls were converted to Islam.I believe clouds are actually alien spaceships.What’s the real story behind the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit?How to [...] Carl Petersen \ May 15, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Baby Names, Apd Sidearms And A Black Mass At Harvard. Mexican drug cartels will find you in Minnesota.Noah and Sophia are the new most popular baby names.In Saudi Arabia, a web editor was [...] Carl Petersen \ May 15, 2014 Read More
Summer Guide: The Pygmy Slow Loris Show Your Kids The Best Animal On Earth At what point did you decide parenting was more fun than actual fun? You know exactly what I’m talking about. Parents get in [...] Carl Petersen \ May 08, 2014 Read More Padma, the pygmy slow loris (photo by Angela Harrell/ABQ Biopark)
The Daily Word In Cinco De Mayo, An Apd Shooting And Vampires Had It Right. It’s Cinco de Mayo.A gunman was killed in an APD standoff.Blood transfusions may hold the secret to eternal youth. X-Men director Bryan Singer [...] Carl Petersen \ May 08, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Atari, Netflix, Nike And Doj Hearings. Paul Simon and Edie Brickell were arested at their home.A woman died in a car crash while posting to Facebook.Introducing the edible water [...] Carl Petersen \ May 01, 2014 Read More
The Daily Word In Bongs, Don Chalmers And Another Apd Shooting Fatality. APD shot and killed a suspect at Wyoming and Zuni this morning.Here are the last 38 APD shootings in order.There was a big [...] Carl Petersen \ Apr 17, 2014 Read More