Six Alternatives To Profanity 1) College Acronyms (e.g. shout “UNM!” when you bump your head).2) Sequences of Letters and Numbers (e.g. XG97U!)3) Beeping Noises4) Growling Noises5) Motorcycle [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 03, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 7.7.08 Oops! I was supposed to write the weekend edition of Daily Word, but for reasons both beyond and within my control I did [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 03, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 6.16.08 Cops shoot man as he stomps toddler to death. Same Sex Weddings Begin in California. More to Come on Same Sex Separations and [...] Nick Brown \ Jun 19, 2008 Read More
Fuck A Duck I went to a funeral last week and was amused that someone had written “FUCK A DUCK” in the church bathroom.Guilty as charged. Nick Brown \ Jun 19, 2008 Read More
First I Make The Cookies Then I kick your ass.This man made a bunch of cookies for the president. Nick Brown \ Jun 19, 2008 Read More
Skechers I went to the Skechers store over by Old Navy for the first time last weekend. I was almost going to buy some [...] Nick Brown \ Jun 19, 2008 Read More This isn’t not the shoe that I almost didn’t not unbuy when I started feeling sketchy.
He’s Dead, Jim Mouse This mouse died in a tragic mousetrap accident. Rest in peace, yucky little mouse guy. Nick Brown \ Jun 19, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 6.23.08 A study at NMSU is trying to figure out why James Bond is so attractive to women. Psst. It’s fiction, you guys. Bond [...] Nick Brown \ Jun 19, 2008 Read More
Frogsquatch Among the yeti-obsessed circles I pretend to travel in, a “ blobsquatch” is a supposed photograph of a yeti that amounts to nothing [...] Nick Brown \ Jun 19, 2008 Read More
He’s Dead, Jim Bat There was an actual dead bat in the alley. Viva! Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
