Daily Word 02.18.07 Britney Spears shaves her head and looks fantastic. I think anyway.Human egg harvesting for cash ruffles feathers.Mummy found watching TV. I wonder if [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 01, 2007 Read More
Dat President Steps Down And A Baby Chimp Is Born Coincidence? Luisa Casso, President of the Downtown Action Team, announced two weeks ago that she is abdicating her throne in favor of a position [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 01, 2007 Read More Luisa Casso
Winter Wool Festival At The Botanic Garden The Rio Grande Botanic Garden will be hosting its annual Winter Wool Festival Saturday, February 24 from 10am to 2pm at the Heritage [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 01, 2007 Read More Feel some wool in the Heritage Barn
The Roads Are Clear I took this photo in Nob Hill at around noon today and, as you can see, Central Avenue was wet but otherwise clear. [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 01, 2007 Read More
Valentine’s Day At The Botanic Garden The Botanic Garden is hosting a handful of romantic activities tomorrow including valentine making in the Heritage Barn, a quilting demonstration and rides [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 01, 2007 Read More Meet you in the Heritage Barn!
Cryptid Sandwich Alert! Is The Missing Link Used To Make Missing Hot Links? Despite my earlier (spurious) report of a Yeti Burger, I present this photo as compelling evidence that people are cooking and consuming our [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 01, 2007 Read More Soylent Green is made from Yetis!
Escaped Teen Back In Cyfd Custody After Two Weeks On The Loose This just in from CYFD:Albuquerque, NM – CYFD Cabinet Secretary-Designate Dorian Dodson today announced that 18-year old James Spoke, who escaped from CYFD [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow
I’m Going Home To Mother’s! I don’t claim to be a biblical scholar, but it must be a sign of the End Times. There are more single women [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Iwao Takamoto, 1925 - 2007 Iwao Takamoto, 1925 - 2007 Iwao Takamoto, little known creator of Scooby Doo, has passed away. Scooby Doo, in its many syndicated incarnations, is the most popular cartoon [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More Rat’s a rappy rostume!
Yvonne De Carlo, 1922 - 2007 Yvonne De Carlo, 1922 - 2007 Yvonne De Carlo, better known as Lily Munster from the television show “The Munsters,” has passed away. “The Munsters” is generally considered the [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
