A Liver’s Tale This Is How I Might Have Done It If I Had Done It Which I Definitely Did Not Do. [Eds.’s note: Wads of words arrived in manila envelopes and soggy paperboard boxes. Thick wads of words scribbled, scrawled, scratched upon the backs [...] Robert Masterson \ Mar 21, 2013 Read More (Julia Minamata juliaminamata.com)
Opinion: Dull Gray Dawn In Vijayawada Explodes Into Something Else Altogether [Ed. Note: Most of us who’d seen him at the Albuquerque Press Club last August, thought Rev. Prof. Robert Masterson had retreated to [...] Robert Masterson \ Dec 27, 2012 Read More
The Ten Best Movies Of The Decade (2000 - 2009) The Ten Best Movies Of The Decade (2000 - 2009) The Ten Best Movies of the Decade (2000 – 2009) 1. Casablanca (1942)2. Seven Samurai (1954)3. To Kill a Mocking Bird (1962)4. The [...] Robert Masterson \ Dec 10, 2009 Read More
License Plates! I guess I first noticed the trend when Pennsylvania replaced the state motto (“The Keystone State”) on its license plates with the depressing [...] Robert Masterson \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
Military Plane Crash Kills Four On Tuesday, a military twin-engine F/A-18D Hornet crashed into a San Diego suburb killing four people and setting homes and a car on [...] Robert Masterson \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
Thomas Edison: Elephant Killer You may remember him for bringing civilization the incandescent light bulb. You may remember his version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" as [...] Robert Masterson \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
Stop Smoking With Chantix I know it’s been a while, but this really caught my eye and I couldn’t resist making some kind of comment. You may [...] Robert Masterson \ Sep 18, 2008 Read More
Truth In Literature: American Psycho I’m pondering Patrick Bateman’s extremely provoking question as to whether or not it would be possible to fax a human liver. I’m going [...] Robert Masterson \ Sep 18, 2008 Read More
Infant Found In A Trash Can FRIDAYWal-Mart: Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito. Robert Masterson \ Jul 10, 2008 Read More
Jfk International Airport On The Worst Day To Fly I chose to fly a commercial airline flight on what has been officially designated the Worst Day to Fly, Thanksgiving Eve, and, beyond [...] Robert Masterson \ Nov 22, 2007 Read More