George Lucas Asked David Lynch To Direct Return Of The Jedi They met and the very notion of directing a Star Wars film gave David Lynch a headache. It’s fun to imagine what a [...] Dan Enger \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More
The Daily Word 2.16.10: Unm Stabbing, Camera Tasers, Sex Insurance A woman was stabbed in the neck by the anthropology building on UNM’s Campus.Instant karma: Man steals a motorcycle in Belen, only to [...] Adam Fox \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More
Cryptid Alert: Bigfoot Uses Esp To Enter Dreams And Mines Gold For Ufo Aliens Yeti fans, this one’s got it all. Yetis dressed as Native Americans entering your dreams. Numerous accounts of yetis communicating with humans telepathically. [...] Nick Brown \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More
Youtube Has Removed The Original Rick Roll Video With no more Rickroll my life just got a whole lot more complicated. What the heck am I supposed to do now? Nick Brown \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More Never gonna give you up, Rick.
Tetsuoooooooo! According to an article in New York Magazine, the Hughes brothers are in negotiations to direct the long-gestating live-action version of Katsuhiro Otomo’s [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More
Pairs Figure Skating: Uncomfortable To Watch Last night, I heated up some leftovers, poured a glass of white wine and watched Olympic Pair Figure Skating, thus making me fulfill [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More The pairs toss, where the man lifts the woman up by her posterior and throws her, had not been invented yet, as women’s butts did not exist until the passage of the 19th amendment in 1920.
Webgame Wednesday: Stackopolis Remember when you were just a kid and all you needed for an afternoon of fun was a stack of wooden blocks. Well, [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More
Dan Aykroyd Will Be At Walgreens On Coors Signing Bottles Of His Crystal Head Vodka At 4 P.m. On March 11 In case you didn’t know, Dan Aykroyd produces Crystal Head Vodka–a delicious brand of quadruple-distilled, triple filtered vodka packaged in a handsome skull-shaped [...] Dan Enger \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More
How To Make Gumbo A Guide To Reveling In Louisiana Culture At Home Happy Mardi Gras! In honor of this drunken holiday I would like to share with you a tale of soup … It wasn’t [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More My third gumbo, made with sausage, chicken and and an abundance of vegetables
Could You At Least Buy Me Dinner First? I think it was when the Wal-Mart manager said, “I just can’t help you, because I have no idea how that works”, and [...] Jenny Gamble \ Feb 18, 2010 Read More ((AP Photo/Jack Plunkett))