The Elitist Exchange Socio-Economics As Seen Through An Unfortunate Trip To The Grocery Store During college, when I was in my teens and early twenties, I made little games out of visits to the grocery store. One [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 21, 2010 Read More This isn’t even food!
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #135: My Brother Has Transformed Into A Super-Viking I am trapped in the darkened halls of a deserted, contaminated and condemned research facility. I can’t seem to find a working light [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Jan 21, 2010 Read More
I Cooked Fish With My Christmas Tree For years, (or ever since I’ve lived in a house with a fireplace) I’ve cut the branches off my Christmas tree and aged [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More I cut off the branches with a big pruner.
Praise The Lord And Would You Please Pass The Ammunition? People are funny. U.S.A.! Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More
Webgame Wednesday: Vvvvvv Innovative old-school webgame designer Terry Cavanagh ( Don’t Look Back) is now offering his newest game, a tough yet addictive 2-D platformer called [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More
Trader Joe’s Spicy Hummus Petri Dish I generally have nothing bad to say about Trader Joe’s Spicy Hummus; I think it’s pretty good. Yesterday, however, when I opened my [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More
There’s Always Feces In Something No really. Once or twice a year, a super gross food story comes out. Well, 2010 brings us feces-related bacteria in soda fountains [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #133: I Work At A Newspaper I work at a newspaper. I step into my boss’ office. She’s on the phone with her toupee off. She asks sweetly if [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More
New Video Footage Of A Naked Stripper Escort Yeti In The Night In Pennsylvania. Here’s some creepy new footage of a life form.“Residents of this small Pa. town are concerned of recent sightings and strange noises being [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #132: They Burn A Piece Of Paper I mourn in my truck with some kids from across the street who have lost a friend of theirs I did not know. [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Jan 14, 2010 Read More