Cryptid Alert! Polish Yeti Ogles Bikini Babe. 19-year-old cootie model Justyna Folger was innocently wobbling around in a dirty old brook while a lecherous freund secretly videotaped her bottom. Suddenly, [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Flashquiz: Stress I’m pretty easygoing. In fact, you’ll never see me break a sweat. (Unlike old Chicken Little, here ——>)Whenever folks are stressing around me, [...] Laura Marrich \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More ARRGH! STRESS!
The Daily Word 09.02.09: Mutants, Drugs In The Water, Earthquakes, Death Beam, Bigfoot Discovery Center All humans are mutants. Caffeine found in the Rio Grande, now the water utility is trying to keep other drugs out of the [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 09.14.09: Shirley Jones Poses Nude, Walter Koenig’s Birthday, Cheeseburger Competition Reopened. Shirley Jones will pose nude for Playboy at 75. She’s pretty.The Kentucky Bigfoot was a crow.A missing student’s body was found behind a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Dengue Fever Thursday Dengue Fever is a Cambodian pop/psych rock band from Los Angeles. It’s also a tropical disease spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include headache, muscle [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Jacques Dutronc Wednesday All morning I’ve been listening to French pop and chansons while toiling at my computer, and it’s immensely improved the day. Try it [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Al Franken Can Draw The United States Freehand Senator and former comedian Al Franken can draw the United States from memory. It’s a task so fantastical we dare not require it [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Governors Will Be Governors Man, even the L.A. Times has something on Gov. Bill Richardson’s “vindication.” He was stoked yesterday and sent out a “I knew all [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More Remember? He lost that Commerce Secretary gig with Obama because of this investigation.
You, Too, Can Be A Talking Head Friends! Albuquerque’s indie media outlets—KNME, Alibi , New Mexico Independent, KUNM—are teaming up to bring you a mayoral smackdown on Wednesday, Sept. 16. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Webgame Wednesday: De-Animator Rerun Yes, I know we’ve posted it before, but try De-animator again for the first time! It’s really a great game, and one that [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
