Hanoi Rocks Tuesday I always wrote off Hanoi Rocks as another lame, fake-o-tron ‘80s hair band … until last night, when I was convinced otherwise. Much [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 10, 2009 Read More
Last Day To Register To Vote Today! Last chance if you want to cast a ballot in the Oct. 6 municipal election. You’ve got to register before 5 p.m. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 10, 2009 Read More
A Cloudless Day For Gmail What Does It Mean When Google Tosses A Rod? I’ve often felt like the lone wise totem pole in a crowd of demented lemmings madly rushing to outsource every last component of [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More Apparently the POP and IMAP interfaces are still working, but the Gmail web page will only show you this.
Cryptid Alert! Polish Yeti Ogles Bikini Babe. 19-year-old cootie model Justyna Folger was innocently wobbling around in a dirty old brook while a lecherous freund secretly videotaped her bottom. Suddenly, [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Flashquiz: Stress I’m pretty easygoing. In fact, you’ll never see me break a sweat. (Unlike old Chicken Little, here ——>)Whenever folks are stressing around me, [...] Laura Marrich \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More ARRGH! STRESS!
The Daily Word 09.02.09: Mutants, Drugs In The Water, Earthquakes, Death Beam, Bigfoot Discovery Center All humans are mutants. Caffeine found in the Rio Grande, now the water utility is trying to keep other drugs out of the [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 09.14.09: Shirley Jones Poses Nude, Walter Koenig’s Birthday, Cheeseburger Competition Reopened. Shirley Jones will pose nude for Playboy at 75. She’s pretty.The Kentucky Bigfoot was a crow.A missing student’s body was found behind a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Dengue Fever Thursday Dengue Fever is a Cambodian pop/psych rock band from Los Angeles. It’s also a tropical disease spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include headache, muscle [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Jacques Dutronc Wednesday All morning I’ve been listening to French pop and chansons while toiling at my computer, and it’s immensely improved the day. Try it [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
Al Franken Can Draw The United States Freehand Senator and former comedian Al Franken can draw the United States from memory. It’s a task so fantastical we dare not require it [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 03, 2009 Read More
