A Baby Elephant Is Coming Rosie at the Rio Grande Zoo is going to pop. She’s been with child for about two years. (Elephants are preggers for 22 [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More Man. Baby animals melt the cockles of the hardest of hearts. (I’m not sure if that’s good for you.)
Sotomayor Is The Nation's First Hispanic Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor Is The Nation's First Hispanic Supreme Court Justice By a vote of 68-31, Sonia Sotomayor was confirmed for the Supreme Court by the Senate. Democrats unanimously supported President Obama’s nomination, and [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 08.12.09: Stephen Hawking, Facebook Lite And Guerrilla Queer Bar La Cueva coach is under investigation, but we don’t know for what, exactly. Wolves to be released south of the border. Schmidly’s to [...] Christie Chisholm \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More
John Hughes, 59, Dies The screenwriter, director and auteur of the ’80s teen-romp genre— National Lampoon’s Vacation, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Weird Science [...] Laura Marrich \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More
Meet The Next Mayor: Candidate’s Forum Thursday Pretty soon you’ll have to pick one of them to be the big man on campus, so here’s your second chance thus far [...] Kyle Silfer \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More Who will rule “the glory town of Nature’s spectacular southwest?” Only you can decide!
Crazy Moments In American History I don’t mean the crazy stuff that’s happened to us, like Pearl Harbor or 9/11, both of which we can all agree, crazy. [...] Erin McCullough \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More This poster’s balanced use of rhetorical appeals, namely that of logos, clearly drives home its rational point.
Kanye West Hates The Media Kanye West blurted out an anti-press freestyle at a recent Casio-sponsored concert.The most notable lines were: “I’m sorry I broke your arm/I meant [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 08.07.09: Tax-Free, American Cement And Earth-Like Planets The tax-free weekend has begun. KRQE Channel 13 news reporter Kellie Lavoie has temporarily taken herself off the air for safety concerns.The city [...] Christie Chisholm \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More
Kiss For A Cause Maker-outers unite! To promote positive GLBT visibility, Albuquerque will be participating in The Great Nationwide Kiss In on Saturday.Lovers of any kind should [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More Mmm. Sexy x-ray.
The Suffering Of Redheads It’s hard to be a redhead. Unless you grew up in Scotland or a creepy enclave outside of Boston where the denizens are [...] Erin Molly McCullough Redhead \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More A lifetime of misery awaits