New Mexico Gas Company Will Steal Your Time And Money Today I had the pleasure of having my gas turned on by the non-PNM entity known as New Mexico Gas Company. Yesterday they [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Happy New Mexico Gas Company customers, presumable enjoying hot showers, warm meals and being forced to pay for overpriced gas.
Lindsey Graham Is The "Ass Of The Year" Lindsey Graham Is The "Ass Of The Year" Sen. Lindsey Graham spent most of last week badgering President Obama’s pick for the Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor. Jon Stewart calls him on [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
This Is Why You’re Fat One time, I had an eggroll party. After many drinks, we made a Skittles eggroll. The Skittles melted together in a grainy, slimy [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More A DiGorno pizza atop a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.
Jaysus! Frank Mccourt Is Feckin’ Dead As Nick Brown reported in this morning’s Daily Word, Frank McCourt, American Irish American (read his books if you’re confused) passed away at [...] Erin McCullough \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Did You Go To Your High School Reunion? Alibi Question Of The Week #15 I recently received a terrifying invitation in the post. It requested my shirt size. It implored, “Where do you see yourself in 10 [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Me, my high school friends and Natural Ice, in 1999.
The Daily Word 07.21.09 Downtown bars can now stay open until 3:30 a.m. and serve non-alcoholic beverages and food. Some think it’s unfair that it’s just downtown.Man [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Pizza Eating Contest My guardian angel dropped a flyer on my desk advertising Pizza 9’s first ever pizza eating contest.Participants will have 10 minutes to eat [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Look how much fun! Where are his arms?
The Daily Word 07.10.09 Brown drinking water in the South Valley. Denish is talking ethics.Gay men kicked out of Chico’s Tacos.Mesilla cafe wants to win the record [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
Chavez Vs. Romero (Vs. Berry Vs. Rowe). Fight! To get a preview of the upcoming city races, this weekend I set out to visit former state Sen. Richard Romero’s campaign HQ [...] Carolyn Carlson \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More Mayor Martin Chavez announces his candidacy at the Taylor Ranch Community Center on Sunday, July 12. (Carolyn Carlson)
