Webgame Wednesday Tiki Island Tiki Island manages to combine two of my personal favorites: playing videogames and making cocktails. It’s an insanely challenging mix of Tetris and [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 07.17.09 Suicide bombers kill people in American luxury hotels in Jakarta.There was a little earthquake in New Mexico last night. Curandera con artist made [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Dave Chappelle Is Still Alive! While walking the streets of Portland, Dave Chappelle told a few people he’d be doing a free show around 1 a.m. on Wednesday, [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
New Mexico Gas Company Will Steal Your Time And Money Today I had the pleasure of having my gas turned on by the non-PNM entity known as New Mexico Gas Company. Yesterday they [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Happy New Mexico Gas Company customers, presumable enjoying hot showers, warm meals and being forced to pay for overpriced gas.
Lindsey Graham Is The "Ass Of The Year" Lindsey Graham Is The "Ass Of The Year" Sen. Lindsey Graham spent most of last week badgering President Obama’s pick for the Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor. Jon Stewart calls him on [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
This Is Why You’re Fat One time, I had an eggroll party. After many drinks, we made a Skittles eggroll. The Skittles melted together in a grainy, slimy [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More A DiGorno pizza atop a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.
Jaysus! Frank Mccourt Is Feckin’ Dead As Nick Brown reported in this morning’s Daily Word, Frank McCourt, American Irish American (read his books if you’re confused) passed away at [...] Erin McCullough \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Cryptid Alert! Diplodicus In Albuquerque! A bus driver saw a Diplodicus step over a fence in Albuquerque. Reportedly. Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
The Haunted Doll Has Been Sold. You missed out, fuckers. The haunted doll on ebay went for only $22.49 US. This is not the first time I’ve cautioned against [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
Mayor Chavez Finds Us Not Quivering With Anticipation Most everyone knows Mayor Martin Chavez intends to be mayor again. He had the state Supreme Court rule that mayoral term limits are [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
