This Is Why You’re Fat One time, I had an eggroll party. After many drinks, we made a Skittles eggroll. The Skittles melted together in a grainy, slimy [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More A DiGorno pizza atop a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.
Jaysus! Frank Mccourt Is Feckin’ Dead As Nick Brown reported in this morning’s Daily Word, Frank McCourt, American Irish American (read his books if you’re confused) passed away at [...] Erin McCullough \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Did You Go To Your High School Reunion? Alibi Question Of The Week #15 I recently received a terrifying invitation in the post. It requested my shirt size. It implored, “Where do you see yourself in 10 [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Me, my high school friends and Natural Ice, in 1999.
The Daily Word 07.21.09 Downtown bars can now stay open until 3:30 a.m. and serve non-alcoholic beverages and food. Some think it’s unfair that it’s just downtown.Man [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Pizza Eating Contest My guardian angel dropped a flyer on my desk advertising Pizza 9’s first ever pizza eating contest.Participants will have 10 minutes to eat [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Look how much fun! Where are his arms?
Carnal Conundrums #10 Think you’re alone and kinky? Never fear, Carnal Conundrums is here. Read on for an explanation of how things roll and how to [...] Julian Wolf \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Harry Potter And The Real Life Anime Character Oh, the Internet. We’ve had a love/hate relationship for the past 14 years or so, but for this, I take it all back. [...] Erin McCullough \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
The Bloody Economy Nowadays the economy is even affecting the blood for beer biz. Yesterday our controller sent out this oozing nugget: “Our regular customer for [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More Have you ever sold this stuff?
New Sunflower Market Opening Soon In Albuquerque Mark your calendar for Wednesday, July 29 . The old Wild Oats store at Academy and San Mateo is becoming a Sunflower, thus [...] Maura Larrich \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
Local Blogosphere Roundup 07.12.09 Roomba Edition Brand new corrective blog ABQ Journal Watch dissects the Journal’s “director’s cut” version of an AP story. (They left out the racist part.) [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More Don’t frown, little Roombas.
