New Mexico Gas Company Will Steal Your Time And Money Today I had the pleasure of having my gas turned on by the non-PNM entity known as New Mexico Gas Company. Yesterday they [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Happy New Mexico Gas Company customers, presumable enjoying hot showers, warm meals and being forced to pay for overpriced gas.
Lindsey Graham Is The "Ass Of The Year" Lindsey Graham Is The "Ass Of The Year" Sen. Lindsey Graham spent most of last week badgering President Obama’s pick for the Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor. Jon Stewart calls him on [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
This Is Why You’re Fat One time, I had an eggroll party. After many drinks, we made a Skittles eggroll. The Skittles melted together in a grainy, slimy [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More A DiGorno pizza atop a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.
Jaysus! Frank Mccourt Is Feckin’ Dead As Nick Brown reported in this morning’s Daily Word, Frank McCourt, American Irish American (read his books if you’re confused) passed away at [...] Erin McCullough \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Did You Go To Your High School Reunion? Alibi Question Of The Week #15 I recently received a terrifying invitation in the post. It requested my shirt size. It implored, “Where do you see yourself in 10 [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Me, my high school friends and Natural Ice, in 1999.
The Daily Word 07.21.09 Downtown bars can now stay open until 3:30 a.m. and serve non-alcoholic beverages and food. Some think it’s unfair that it’s just downtown.Man [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Pizza Eating Contest My guardian angel dropped a flyer on my desk advertising Pizza 9’s first ever pizza eating contest.Participants will have 10 minutes to eat [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Look how much fun! Where are his arms?
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #106 A Haunting Jazz Tune Recorded By 'Josephine', The Sax Virtuoso. I am riding in a car through the mountains with two women and their younger brother. We are trying to discover evidence of [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More
Bookish British Boy Beaten By Banshee 13-year-old Daniel Wilkins got his ass kicked by a ghost and cried like a little girl. It scared him so bad he wanted [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More Though I am dead, I will beat your little pecker ass from beyond my very grave, Daniel Wilkins.
"Fox And Friends" Co-Host: Americans "Keep Marrying Other Species" "Fox And Friends" Co-Host: Americans "Keep Marrying Other Species" Brian Kilmeade made his fellow Fox Friends do a double take this week when he told them, "We keep marrying other species and [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 16, 2009 Read More