Flashquiz: The Shackles Of Love In honor of my impending wedding, here’s an eye-opening (and austere-looking) true/false quiz on marriage statistics from the New York Times archives. In [...] Laura Marrich \ May 21, 2009 Read More
In-N-Out I’ll have an animal-style double-double with grilled onions, an order of fries and a strawberry shake please.Oh, hello. You’ve caught me in the [...] Simon McCormack \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Are Spock And Obama The Same Guy? Writers suffering from “everything is like everything” syndrome are drawing the comparison in political rags nationwide. I haven’t seen the flick yet, but [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 14, 2009 Read More From worth1000.com
Twitterless, Qwitterless, Twitterlessless Qwitter, the “service” that emails you when someone unfollows you on Twitter, has been raising eyebrows and ire since its inception last year. [...] Jerry Cornelius \ May 14, 2009 Read More Don’t cry, little Qwitter elf.
Health Care Industry Tries To Play Nice The health care industry is promising to cut $2 trillion dollars in costs over the next 10 years. If it does that, the [...] Simon McCormack \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Adult Braces The subject of adult braces has been popping up quite a bit around the Alibi’s World Headquarters. Two members of our extended family [...] Edith P. Giblets \ May 14, 2009 Read More I wonder how her husband’s genitals feel about this.
Water You Gonna Do About It Simon’s on a roll with these blog titles. They’re the best in the biz, he says. We’re on sure footing with headlines in [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 14, 2009 Read More
I'm Scared To Eat My Potted Meat Will It Be A Treat, Or Will My Food Adventure End In Defeat? Someone gave me a can of potted meat yesterday.I had never heard of it, but the person who gave it to me described [...] Simon McCormack \ May 14, 2009 Read More This is just like the can I have!
Hot Polling Action #57 Have You Ever Been In A Movie? It doesn’t matter whether you were in Citizen Kane or some piece o shit student film—were you ever in a movie? If so, [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Eye Of The Tiger #3 For my upcoming feature story on cage fighting in Albuquerque, I’ll be training at Jackson’s Mixed Martial Arts gym. This the third installment [...] Ari Organ Donor LeVaux \ May 14, 2009 Read More Rashad Evans spars with Keith Jardine