Onion Headline: Man Somehow Getting Worse At Sex ATLANTA—Despite having more than a decade of experience and being in fairly good physical shape, 32-year-old publisher’s assistant Peter Graney told reporters Tuesday [...] Simon McCormack \ Feb 12, 2009 Read More (Onion)
Cereal Box Speaker Hell yes! All you need is an old pair of headphones, a musical greeting card and a cereal box to make this speaker [...] Marisa Demarco \ Feb 12, 2009 Read More
Woman Given A Place To Live After Telling Obama She Was Homeless Henrietta Hughes has a place for her family to stay. During a town hall meeting in Florida, Hughes asked President Barack Obama to [...] Simon McCormack \ Feb 12, 2009 Read More (Huffington Post)
Food Stamps Being Cut From Stimulus According to an internal memo, it looks like food stamps are being eliminated from the stimulus package.That goes against what many economists and [...] Simon McCormack \ Feb 12, 2009 Read More
My Grand Slam I Got A Free Meal At Denny's Denny’s gave a free Grand Slam breakfast to anyone who wanted one between 6 a.m. and 2 p.m. today. What follows is my [...] Simon McCormack \ Feb 05, 2009 Read More The Denny’s on Central and Columbia was packed. I’m in the center-back waving. (Guinn Purvis)
Sugar Lumps Season two of Flight of the Conchords airs Sundays at 11 p.m. on HBO. Simon McCormack \ Feb 05, 2009 Read More
The Lost Bodies Of Dick Knipfing Misplaced Entries In 2007’S “Draw The Body On The Dick Knipfing” Contest Surface In The Editor’s Office When our computer systems failed two weeks ago, many Alibi staffers were left looking around their messy offices for something to do. Christie [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Feb 05, 2009 Read More
Hot Polling Action #43 Do You Think A Streetcar Along Central Is A Good Idea? In the next issue of the Alibi , Marisa Demarco writes about a proposed modern streetcar that would run down the middle of [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Feb 05, 2009 Read More An artist’s representation of the Albuquerque trolley
The Daily Word 02.04.09 An archaic abortion law is taken off the books in New Mexico.Albuquerque’s official stimulus wish list. Obama caps salaries for bailout companies.Daschle’s withdrawal [...] Christie Chisholm \ Feb 05, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 01.30.09 N.M. spaceport starts dating Swedish spaceport. Zombie Xing.Domestic partnerships down to one undecided vote.Bill to end the death penalty advances.Life lesson No. 26: [...] Marisa Demarco \ Feb 05, 2009 Read More