Cryptid Alert. Sigh. Mormon missionaries saw some yeti footprints.At the same time, someone has come forward claiming to have created the yeti costume used in the [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
Military Plane Crash Kills Four On Tuesday, a military twin-engine F/A-18D Hornet crashed into a San Diego suburb killing four people and setting homes and a car on [...] Robert Masterson \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
Extreme Relaxation Beverage This is Drank, an “extreme relaxation beverage” available at the Downtown Market (and other places, I’m sure). Extreme Relaxation. C’mon! It’s like they’re [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
At The Beginning Of Time Fire was in black and white.These days, kids refuse to watch old fire, even though it’s just as good as new fire.We only [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 12.08.08 A 70-year-old woman gave birth.Watch for gas prices to rise soon.Amsterdam is closing its fun sector.A three-year-old boy was saved from freezing by [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 12.29.08 The oldest man in America died. Avalanches. They seem like fun until you’re in one.Lauren “Oogie Boogie” Coleman gives you his top ten [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
Cryptid Alert: Fairy Hey, somebody got a picture of a fairy. Finally! Nick Brown \ Dec 04, 2008 Read More
This Week In Sports Lake Show Start bracing yourself for a Los Angeles Lakers championship. Unless injuries to key players hamper the team’s progress, the Lakers will [...] Simon McCormack \ Nov 27, 2008 Read More Cram it with walnuts Kobe
Much Motherfucking Clown Love Take my greasepainted hand and enter a world of backyard wrestling, psychotic clowns (or “juggelos”) and Faygo Rockin’ Rye Cola. Hahaha ha-ha! Richard Akins \ Nov 27, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 11.20.08 UNM may not be able to afford all its plans (maybe it should cut down on some vice presidents re: yesterday’s Daily Word). [...] Greg Simmons \ Nov 27, 2008 Read More
