Apocalypse Fever! Lately I’ve been a little preoccupied thinking about end-of-the-world scenarios. With all of the famine, viruses, asteroids, bombs, angry gods, super volcanoes, aliens [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More Smoky the Nanobot warns humans about the dangers of gray goo.
Paris 4 President Paris, I’m eating a taco for lunch and I’d rather stab my eyes out with the shell than vote for you. But after watching [...] Steven Nery fearless intern \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
Thanks, Star Gazer On Saturday night, two friends and I were walking in Nob Hill, and on the corner of Central and Tulane was a man [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More This is what Jupiter looks like, in case you forgot.
George Bush Will Help You Vote Most of the conversations I have these days predicting the 2008 election end with someone saying:“… provided those voting machines are working right.”Accused [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
Negative Campaigning Boosts Mccain Last week, Sen. Barack Obama enjoyed a nine percentage point advantage over Sen. John McCain in presidential polls. This week, the two are [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More Our next president
Baguettes For Everybody We scored today as Relish put their unused baguettes outside before we all left for home. I think I’ll put brie on mine. [...] Molly Lindsay \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More The possibilities are endless...
The Daily Word 08.05.08 Edouard brings its weird name and weather to our fair state. WIPP is taking Los Alamos’ shit again.Did a fake letter link Saddam [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More
This Week In Sports Name Game Last month, the National Basketball Association filed for the rights to six team names for the league’s new Oklahoma City-based franchise. [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More The Webster University Gorlok
Hot Polling Action #17 Do You Think Mental Disabilities Deserve The Same Insurance Coverage As Other Medical Conditions? In this week’s upcoming news feature Marisa Demarco writes about the mental health parity bill in Congress. If passed, the bill would require [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More Mental health, dude, not Metal Health .
Flashquiz: Carbon Calculator A previous quiz estimated the shoe size of your ecological footprint. But how many tons of carbon do you personally spew into the [...] Laura Marrich \ Aug 07, 2008 Read More