Tell The Government What You Think Or one government official, anyway. Lt. Gov. Diane Denish will be at Isotopes Stadium tonight to talk to citizens about issues or concerns [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 31, 2008 Read More This zombie from last year’s Survival Guide scavenger hunt spoke extensively with Denish (left) about the rights of the decaying.
This Week In Sports Man-Ram Mania The Boston Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez (Man-Ram for short) is one of the most enigmatic figures in professional sports today. [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 31, 2008 Read More
Cop Rock I don’t know how I’ve gone this long without knowing about the sweet, sweet humiliation of Cop Rock. What else could I have [...] Molly Lindsay \ Jul 31, 2008 Read More
Nfl Marriage Counseling Brett Favre, 17-year NFL veteran and poster boy for all things apple pie, announced his retirement from football in March amidst a series [...] Adam Fox \ Jul 31, 2008 Read More “Baby, pleeease take me back.”
Culture Bandwagon My cat is exactly like this … well, somewhat like this. Amy Dalness \ Jul 24, 2008 Read More
Hot Polling Action #15 Do You Feel Safe In Albuquerque? In this week’s news section, Simon McCormack writes about a recent rash of violent crime in Albuquerque. Do you feels safe and cozy [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 24, 2008 Read More Toon by Mike Jacobsen.
This Week In Sports God Damnit Norman! It would have been a beautiful story. Fifty-three-year-old Greg Norman was one day away from being the oldest golfer to [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 24, 2008 Read More It doesn’t look good does it Norman?
Just Keep Going Straight An Italian man received a driver’s license for the disabled. But he’s not physically impaired. He’s gay.The Italian man freely told the government [...] Aeriel Emig Fearless Intern \ Jul 24, 2008 Read More He could probably finance one of these Italian beauties with that payout.
The Latest In Product Placement—And Evil “In other news, McDonald’s released its latest line of breakfast sandwiches, and customers are experiencing a flavor explosion. Back to you, Cynthia.”That’s Simon’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 24, 2008 Read More From adrants.com
Photolog Of Taiwan Part Two More photos from a bean counter, not a photographer. Molly Lindsay \ Jul 24, 2008 Read More He guards a plaza with his brother.