Let the time-eating games begin! Pencil Rebel—While ‘odd’ could be a good descriptor for this game, so could ‘imaginative’ and ‘artistic.’ Pencil Rebel [...]

Robert Fulford of the National Post is claiming lowbrow cinema has become the only brow in town. A film’s success, he says, is [...]

If San Francisco voters approve, the Oceanside Water Pollution Control plant will be renamed the George W. Bush sewage plant. The name change [...]

In this week’s news section, Simon McCormack writes about a recent rash of violent crime in Albuquerque. Do you feels safe and cozy [...]

God Damnit Norman! It would have been a beautiful story. Fifty-three-year-old Greg Norman was one day away from being the oldest golfer to [...]

An Italian man received a driver’s license for the disabled. But he’s not physically impaired. He’s gay.The Italian man freely told the government [...]

“In other news, McDonald’s released its latest line of breakfast sandwiches, and customers are experiencing a flavor explosion. Back to you, Cynthia.”That’s Simon’s [...]

More photos from a bean counter, not a photographer.

I don’t know about ya’ll, but I’m in need of a good laugh (and a good nap) this weekend. Hope you get yours. [...]