The New Yorker Gets Shit Faced Here’s a nonjudgmental piece in the New Yorker about drinking and its ugly cousin: the hangover. Got any hangover cures you’d like to [...] Simon McCormack \ May 29, 2008 Read More A bloody mary in the morning can perk you right up
The Daily Word 6.2.08 Image of Don Schrader Appears on Florida Man’s Tree.Has an Alaskan Boy been caputured by the Ircenraat (the “Little People” of the Tundra)?Kennedy [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
I Am Mr. Daniel Howard The Whole Story Falls Apart And He Basically Just Asks If He Can Steal Your Identity. Never Mind That Other Shit. I am Mr. Daniel Howard, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal Account Manager to Mr. Terry Collings. (BULLSHIT) [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More John Cleese as Mr. Daniel Howard
The Daily Word 5.26.08 Have the Japanese re-discovered cold fusion?Fourth Human Foot Found In Vancouver.Six Ways Animals Are Like People.New Mars Pictures Look Like My Neighbor’s Yard.Harry [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Ufo Over Albuquerque Exclusive Photo Of An Alien Dot Hovering In The Sky Saturday Night Yes, it’s a dot. It was much more impressive in person.I have other photos, but they’re just as bad.One thing I found irritating [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
He’s Dead, Jim Bat There was an actual dead bat in the alley. Viva! Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Preposterone Do you have a powerful thirst for a drink that will provide you with glowing sweat and make you uncomfortably energetic? Perhaps in [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 29, 2008 Read More
This Week In Sports The NBA’s Nightmare Scenario You can praise the Spurs’ fundamentally sound offense and stingy defense. You can marvel at the Pistons’ unselfish play [...] Simon McCormack \ May 29, 2008 Read More The Spurs’ Tim Duncan tries to put up a shot against two Pistons defenders. Now that’s entertainment!
Flashquiz: Military Myths Happy Memorial Day! We at the Alibi don’t get postal holidays off (just Christmas, Thanksgiving, July 4 and New Year’s … and we’re [...] Laura Marrich \ May 29, 2008 Read More