Bomb Scare Downtown Downtown streets and alleys are roped off and police are everywhere as investigations surrounding this morning’s bomb scare continue. Johnny (of Relish) told [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Wal-Mart Schmal-Mart For All Of Your Pelvic Region’s Needs I dropped by ye olde Wal-Mart today. Like many, I hate that place but was coerced into shopping there because of the incredible [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 29, 2008 Read More Why not take a poo? At Wal-Mart.
He’s Dead, Jim Tadpoles Did you know that you can order live tadpoles online and have them delivered right to your door? The problem is, sometimes through [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More The Dead Tadpoles Arrived in a White Bucket
The New Yorker Gets Shit Faced Here’s a nonjudgmental piece in the New Yorker about drinking and its ugly cousin: the hangover. Got any hangover cures you’d like to [...] Simon McCormack \ May 29, 2008 Read More A bloody mary in the morning can perk you right up
The Daily Word 6.2.08 Image of Don Schrader Appears on Florida Man’s Tree.Has an Alaskan Boy been caputured by the Ircenraat (the “Little People” of the Tundra)?Kennedy [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
I Am Mr. Daniel Howard The Whole Story Falls Apart And He Basically Just Asks If He Can Steal Your Identity. Never Mind That Other Shit. I am Mr. Daniel Howard, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal Account Manager to Mr. Terry Collings. (BULLSHIT) [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More John Cleese as Mr. Daniel Howard
Q-Dom While most of us locals have strained against the city government’s misguided and possibly drug-induced urge to fashion our burg as "The Q," [...] Erin Adair-Hodges \ May 22, 2008 Read More
This Week In Sports NBA Semi-Finals Almost Set If the rest of the playoffs are any indication, the New Orleans Hornets will be moving on to the [...] Simon McCormack \ May 22, 2008 Read More Ryan Malone
$4 Gas And Rising Analysts predict gas prices could hit $4 per gallon by Memorial Day.Browse this list of how much recoverable oil the world is estimated [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 22, 2008 Read More
Rapid Ride After Dark Starts Friday! Praise the gods of mass transit: Beginning this Friday, May 23 the Rapid Ride will run along Central until 3 a.m. on Fridays [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 22, 2008 Read More
